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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

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i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

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OSHA eat your heart out

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me, using reddit as a last resort: Hey guys I need help with this issue I'm having. does anybody know of a fix?

reddit mod: Yes, we all do. If you don't, you're stupid. Also, your dumb ass should have read the rules before posting this because your question was already answered in a post 3 years ago. Btw you're banned now

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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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DAVRIN, the Grey Warden

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Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

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they're teasing each other

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grain guy but he doesnt explode