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one of the legendary copypastas of the russian internet, courtesy of 2ch

translation:

My dad creates some fucked up dishes.

Here's an average recipe, since there are a lot of variations.

There's soup, the soup isn't heated, heating isn't what my dad is all about. He takes this soup, dumps it into the pan and starts frying. Adds tons of onions, garlic, bell and black peppers, FLOUR!! for viscosity, tomato sauce on top. This is all fried until it starts smoking. Then it's taken off the fire and cools down on the balcony. Then dad brings it back and, after generously pouring mayo over it, starts eating. He eats it directly from the pan, scraping it with a spoon. Eats it and half-whispers "oh fuck". While he's doing all that he even starts sweating. Sometimes he graciously offers me some, but I turn him down. Do I even need to say what wild farts he has afterwards? The stench is so bad, it peels the wallpaper off the walls.

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had savoury porridge last night and am actually impressed - obviously not a new idea.

had it with some random ass curry sauce i found and an egg that was in the back of the fridge. should i try harder?

yes. this would probably be pretty good with, say, fried mushrooms. spinach, tomatoes, etc... an aside: egg in the back of the fridge - you forgot about it? you don't buy eggs with intent or something?

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child.

are you supposed to eat the bones in canned sardines. they’re so mushy

dude you dont even notice they're there

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are you supposed to eat the bones in canned sardines. they’re so mushy

dude you dont even notice they're there

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Chickety-China, the Chinese chicken

did we ever get on the barenaked ladies for this? incredibly racial line. what a time

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You would love the beginning to this one movie called cloudy W a chance of meatballs

you really think so?

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