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Sooo we’re not gonna talk about how mirage basically used shadow clone justu?

Just think it should be something to talk about. 2 of himself just popped out of nowhere.

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Currently watching Transformers War For Cybertron.

Is it safe to say that I ship Impactor and ratchet?

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Even Morning Glories Fade

Fall upon your knees, Sing, “This is my body and soul here!”

He spoke in springbuds and sunshine petals- he wooed and cooed like the turtledoves in old terran stories; like the grinning and coy demigods of love and faith and lust and hope in all the stories Perceptor so often brushed away with the nervous insistence of a skeptic’s skeptic.

And oh, for shame! He fell in love with the sky’s scuffed colors and a crooked smile.

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Give deh robutts love

If you like Transformers, you’re gonna LOVE Brave Police J-Decker

The humans actually help and get shit done without taking the focus away from the robos it’s a miracle

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For anon! Created by tumblr user missy-rae

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So is no one going to talk about the fact Perceptor’s name pretty much means the death of the universe?

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Brainstorm: Name one thing you wished to be real but isnt,

Perceptor: My will to live.

Brainstorm: ......okay, but I was thinking more along the lines of unicorns.

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RANDOM THOUGH #3

What if before we humans took over the world, the animals had their own society.

Like they had jobs, they had money, they had armies, food, and governments. They had money, entertainment, friends and enemies, flags that represented their own. They had laws, schools and maybe much more. 

They once had wars and they made books about those wars, but those books got left behind when new life started evolving on their land. The animals probably would have accepted us if we didn’t kill their families. 

....WE HUMANS PROBABLY LIVE ON TOP OF ONE OF THE MOST ADVANCED SOCIETY OF ALL TIME!

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Random thought.

You know if you're making a humanformers fanfic and you need to come up with humanized names.

Like if optimus was a human his name would be Orion.

Would megatron's human name be Ron????

"Good morning, RON."

....imma go now...

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Here's my evil deed for the day.

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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HAHHAHA! Human dead end and perceptor. Because I can't draw robots.

It's also 4:21 AM and I'm still awake...

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((My screenshotb is weird so I can't take he picture))

I got brainstorm.... how the hell did I get brainstorm??

Btw here’s MY transformers personality quiz

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Not bored but wouldn't mind.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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Hey perceptor! Did you get a new upgrade...? And you got weapons on you now....?

..hmm. Do I know you?

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Brainstorm woke up. Not from a nightmare but he just got a really confusing thought. He looked over to perceptor, who was asleep, or looked asleep. He couldn't tell because Percy always had his head in his pillow.

The jet poked him a few times before he actually heard Percy make a noise, "Hey percy, you awake?" Perceptor grumbled, "not anymore. Why?"

"If a guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er guinea pig?"

Perceptor didn't even think about that question, and came up with a question of his own.

"If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?"

Brainstorm blushed, "uhh...I..I don't know how to answer that."

Perceptor just leaned over to press a kiss to drift's cheek. "Just go back to sleep love."

Brainstorm blushed even harder than before. He said okay just before snuggled into percy's chest. "But what i-" He was cut off by a hand on his mouth.

"Sleep." Perceptor growled.

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Perceptor: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Brainstorm: Burn the house down.

Perceptor: And what did you do?

Brainstorm: Made you dinner, duh.

Perceptor: ....

Brainstorm: ...And burnt down the house