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Time for firsts! Send ☝ + an action or activity for my muse to talk about their first time trying it

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Sb: I need advice.

Bradley: Just because I’m dating Jake doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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@cnfrmdkll​ asked: ❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜ (cnfrmdkll, married verse thoooo)

It was only Bradley’s first day at the new school, sitting alone at some random table at the back of the lunch room. He hadn’t expected anyone to approach him, after all he hadn’t exactly made himself open. Which was why he was surprised when the other boy had stopped in front of him. 

He’d been pretty focused at poking at his lunch with his fork and was about to tell him he was fine until he looked up and something about him had the words dying on his tongue. He couldn’t put his finger on it. 

“I won’t turn down some company.”

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𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝙶𝙸𝙵 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂

send me a number + pair and send it into my inbox! none of these gifs are of my creation. if i have multiple n.sfw prompts please send this with the word s.mutty in the message as well. please specify muse!

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Bradley: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Hangman.

All of the Dagger Squad: *raises their hands*

Bradley: I- Hangman put your hand down.

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He was obvious but Bradley was also oblivious and the two cancelled each other out.

And here we have why it takes these two dingbats so long to get together in most verses.

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the thought of your lips against my neck drives me fucking insane help me

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He was obvious but Bradley was also oblivious and the two cancelled each other out.

And here we have why it takes these two dingbats so long to get together in most verses.

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Bradley: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Hangman.

All of the Dagger Squad: *raises their hands*

Bradley: I- Hangman put your hand down.

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unfortunately getting called “pretty boy” does make your brain burst into flames. especially if it is followed or preceded by a little kiss

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this one’s for the brats   ♡   feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ

“oh, yeah?”

“what are you going to do about it?”

“what are you going to do if i don’t?”

“make me.”

“you think you’re in control? aw. how cute!”

“can i sit in your lap?”

“mhm  ..  sure you will.”

“that’s all you’ve got?”

“i’ll do what i want, thank you very much.”

“but i’m cute so it’s okay.”

“you’re cute when you think i’m listening to you.”

“or what?”

“you’re not the boss of me.”

“but . . but . .”

“no.”

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morning after starters

“  last night was nice.  ” “  lets do this again some time.  ” “  i’ll leave my number.  ” “  i gotta go, sorry.  ” “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ” “  i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.  ” “  next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  ” “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.  ” “  i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  ” “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.  ” “  there’s no way i can hide these marks…  ” “  this was probably a mistake.  ” “  this can’t happen again.  ” “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.  ” “  are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  ” “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  ” “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ” “  i made breakfast.  ” “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—  ” “  did you turn the alarm off?  ” “  if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.  ” “  i can’t find my shirt.  ” “  babe, we slept in.  ” “  i know you’re awake.  ” “  i’ll stay.  ” “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  ” “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ” “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.  ” “  you weren’t there when i woke up.  ” “  i thought you left.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ” “  you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  ” “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.  ”  

ACTIONS:  1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed 2. for our muses to go another round in the morning 3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day 4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away 5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with them  6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day 7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast 8. for our muses to spoon 9. for one muse to wake up with morning wood  10. for one muse to wake the other up with oral  11. for lazy morning sex  12. for one muse to wake the other because they’re having a nightmare  13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them 14. for one muse to kick the other out of their home  15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night before  

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