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Someone: You only care about yourself

Me: I also care about Percy Jackson

...and Annabeth Chase

...and Nico Di Angelo

...and Thalia Grace

...and Pip-

"Someone": stopppp

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Dam do y'all ever think of how well uncle rick planned the "i-can-see-through-the-mist" squad??? It beautifully clears all our doubts regarding Percy being the protagonist.

May Castellan, Sally Jackson and Rachel Elizabeth Dare or Percy's arch enemy's mother, his own mother and someone his girlfriend is envious of in other words.

*applauds*

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Annabeth: Why are you switching on the lights?

Percy: I'm saving electricity.

Annabeth: Are you high?

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Leo: If Jason and I were drowning, who would you save?

Nico: You morons can't even swim?

Jason: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Nico:

Nico: My time and effort

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Hear me out. Book series genuinely perform better than the others when they have gay supremacies.

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Will: Have you ever been chased by someone?

Nico: Yes.

Will: By whom?

Nico: ghosts and you

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ppl think percabeth is like

percy: crazy idea

annabeth: percy u idiot here is why ur idea sucks and won't work

when in reality it's like

percy: crazy idea

annabeth: percy you fuckin creative genius. here i've made a powerpoint showing step by step how we will bring ur crazy idea 2 life with mathematical theorems to prove how it can work

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Percy: I'm hungry.

Annabeth: open the fridge and get some food for yourself.

Percy: it's not the hunger for food

Annabeth: Then?

Percy: 👁👄👁

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I believe this deserved more notes :')

Will: Please stop burying people in the back garden. It's getting too crowded.

Nico: ...Can I put them in the front garden?

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Nico to Percy: Hey, are you taken?

Percy: No, I'm given.

Nico: -_-

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Grover: so I heard you like bad boys

Annabeth: I-

Grover: If that’s true, you should really date my best friend Percy

Grover: He’s bad at literally everything

Percy:

Percy: I don’t know if I should thank you or insult you right now

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~ First phrases in the Riordanverse books ~

Cover books: John Rocco 

Characters: Viria

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Percy Jackson ain't just a book series, it's a feeling. And this feeling ain't finna have a pause to it. Never. Agree or not?

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Percy: I have my riptide!

Thalia: I have aegis!

Nico: I have my blade!

Annabeth: Watch me *puts on her invisibility cap and vanishes*

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The seven writing exam

Annabeth: uses the first hour analyzing the paper and recalling whatever she studied the past night. She keeps writing for the entire second and third hours and asks the invigilator for extra time.

Percy: keeps asking Annabeth for answers which she continuously refuses to answer. He exchanges cheat sheets with Jason and keeps blarneying the teacher into believing that he is just asking Jason for his geometry box.

Jason: helps Percy answer most of the questions. He keeps rebuking himself for not working as consistently and hard as Annabeth and Piper and therefore scolds himself inside his head whenever he is unable to answer a certain question.

Piper: checks on Jason every now and then. She focuses on her paper and tries to attempt as many questions as possible. Her heart begins racing whenever the invigilator announces the remaining time left for the test to get over.

Leo: keeps cracking stupid jokes like how a single teacher is not expected to teach all the subjects and yet a single student is expected to study all the subjects. Burns up the question paper twice or thrice due to his frustration for not being able to answer anything correctly.

Hazel: begins writing the paper with great confidence. Maintains an excellent handwriting throughout the paper and tries to comfort Frank saying that a single test does not determine his intelligence.

Frank: his hands begin shaking right in the beginning of the test. He is too afraid to even ask for an extra sheet when in need, for he thinks the teacher will kill him at that very instant. He keeps drinking water to stay hydrated and keep his anxiety levels under control. Unfortunately, he is unsuccessful in finishing the paper on time.

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Annabeth: Knock, knock.

Percy: Who's there?

Annabeth: It's me, Annabeth.

Percy: Annabeth who?

Annabeth: Annabeth Piper McLean.

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Percy: Knock, knock.

Annabeth: Who's there?

Percy: it's me, Percy.

Annabeth: Percy who?

Percy: Percy Jason Grace.