perfect-cell-official
mister perfect
he/it . 6 y/o. the ultimate android
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you die
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'pride month' is upon us. imagine limiting your pride to one month. im too perfect for that
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sooooooooooooooooooooooo it turns out a barrier WOULDN'T work.
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they claim there are hot, single androids in my area. where are they. why would they bother to feed us such painful lies.
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it's hilarious that you people think you could 'smash' me. the only smashing you're doing is under my foot.
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I think the perfect being definitely should get kisses on his booboos even if he doesn't need them
r-really? you think so?
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So, how was your day so far? Just thought it would have been nice to ask plus I'm curious
horrible. they won't let me play peggle.
#ask#i don't undersatnd why they won't let me. it's my favorite game. everything else sucks they could at least let me have my daily pegging ses#ion#my peggle session
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me and the ginyu force just had a whole game of charades. guldo was surprisingly good at it. no one could tell what he was doing.
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Do you care about your Cell Jr.s? What was it with you and calling them your "Precious Babies"? Did you know they are still alive?
they're WHAT
#i cant believe the#cell jr#havent called me.#it took a lot of work shoving them outbof my tailhole.
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worthless hfil phone. it seems they knew i would attempt to curate some kind of workaround regarding their ridiculous "Web Blocker"
cool math games dot come unblocked
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Why would you file down your crown when it clearly establishes that you are the strongest around? This is basic insect knowledge, the bigger the horn, the more healthy and virile the specimen! Did someone make you self-conscious about it?
NO. that would be crazy. i simply do not like doorways and they do not like me.
#ask#cell dbz#perfect cell#i got a bit of an owie. a small booboo. as stated before the ultimate fighter does NOT need a kiss#even if it would make it feel better.
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i have not moved an inch from my side of the holding cell. A centimeter, however...
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who the hell is this.
it has come to my attention that there are numerous "ultimate lifeforms" out there. do not believe their lies, they are fakes and frauds.
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