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Good evening, Kittens.

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(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

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Nuh uh.

huh

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You know, there is a game all about bugs similar to you! It's called "Hollow Knight" and you get to commit various War Crimes as a little silly guy!

how cute, humans too afraid to commit the crimes themselves, so they set off in a fictional world to take care of their violent urges.

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Yea android 17 adopted your cell jrs

such ungrateful, awful children...

if they're so willing to abandon their own father like that, not even taking the time to bother with bringing me back, then perhaps i should do the same. they'll learn their lesson soon enough.

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So, do you collect things? Something like pretty rocks, gems, plants, etc? Personally I collect plushies and Gohan collects bugs

there's little to collect down in hfil aside from rocks, stone, and more rocks. if anything, i've taken any and all blankets provided- seeing as i'm the specialest boy around- so that counts as some kind of collection.

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Did u ever talk to king cold

what? no, he was dead.

if you mean now; he's just as annoying as his son, so i try to keep my interaction with them to a minimum.

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if you were in a fight with yourself who would win. you or you

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In your first form, who vaguely looks like a bird, could you taste spicy things?…birds tend to not taste spice at all.

unfortunately, everything i consumed was through my stinger in one way or another- it was the most efficient way for me to consume the energy needed to obtain my perfection, so i saw no need to indulge otherwise. not that what you lot consume would have provided anywhere near the energy i required.

to answer: i don't know, i don't care.

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You fw bbws.

what is 'fw' and 'bbws'. how did you make that noise with your mouth and why. i keep trying but nothing comes out.

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You stink

what the fuck is your problem.

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please do not tell anyone but i do not know how to write. with a pencil. i can type but i cannot form the letters with my hands

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Sometimes, all you need is a flower beetle eating an apple slice out of the palm of your hand to be content

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Hello ladies (and men). i polished my sleek chitin just for you

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what is "Home Stuck"

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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud