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Todays Cringe™ Characters of the day are: The Naughticorns from Noddy, Toyland Detective!
bling (pink) is a diamoric amorplatonic objectum polyamourous abimegender gendervauge unicorn who uses terself, mellself, berrieself, and slyfself pronouns. mel is autistic, has npd, hpd, yd, and has chronic pain in mels hind legs. mels royalty and duckkin!
cloppycorn (white) is a repulssepansexual shrodiromantic polyamorous pantheogender paragirl tragmat unicorn who uses synthself and vanilself pronouns. van is autistic, has ocd and tourettes. vanis doll, plant and waterkin!
hoof (blue) is a plurian pomosexual praestoflux relationship hoarder tachigenderfluid subfluid unicorn whos autistic, schizoaffective, has npd and manic depression. mi uses mintself, novself, and princeself pronouns and is royalty, space, parrot and colourkin!
the three of them are dating, thought hey all have theyre own crushes! (hoof has a crush on pal-pal, cloppycorn with pirate stripes, and bling with tractor and queen sparklewings!)
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i miss you guys tbh, i still check the blog regularly to see if anyone's still around. it's been years since i was into mogai and whatever but this blog still lives on in my head lol
Were still here, nonny <3 just quiet.
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haku yowane (vocaloid) is agender intersex juxera genderyottadere and a bi lesbian!! it uses they/it/shey/x/sh*/vae/pix pronouns, and pix has MDD, DPDR, executive dysfunction, BPD, traits of NPD, and OLD! X is alterhuman, aldernic, and otherkin, specifically being a goddess and a fallen angel! Sh*’s dating Akita Neru, a transmasc gendertsundere digigirl who’s fray- in her attraction to men, and allo- in her attraction to other genders! She’s also demisexual, aplspec, autospec, and grayromantic! She uses only she/her pronouns at the moment, but lets Haku use neos on her! She’s also alterhuman, specifically a princess and a computer program! (thank you for this blog, its really lovely :> )
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wendy carter from dont starve is a ghostgender agender cassflux non-binary transmasc who uses they/them, he/him, and ⚘self pronouns. no further questioning
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I'm guessing this is an American blog, right? That explains the immature approach to LGBT issues. Seriously, do people like you guys even know how badly the neopronouns are hurting gay and trans people in other parts of the world? How far back the US's hyper-liberal crap has set back our rights in OTHER countries? Please consider someone other than yourself for 2 seconds, thanks. My South African trans self certainly doesn't approve.
Why the fuck is it always OTHER TRANS AND GAY PEOPLE who are to blame for transphobic/homophobic peoples existences and not, you know, the transphobic/homophobic people.
Do you assume you are the only on who bleeds? Who suffers? Who lives in danger or fear? I live in Texas, even the liberal areas are rife with hate crimes and police brutality, especially for people of colour (LIKE ME). Do you think that this mogai headcanon blog from 2017 is some major political figure in the american queer community? I was in high school, eating government paid for lunches and going to a youth group after school for dinner when i made this blog, homie.
Im fucking sorry the mean homophobes blamed tumblr and its silly pronouns when they got caught commiting hate crimes, i really am, but telling strangers on the internet that the way they relste to and express their genders is hurting YOU isnt the way to fix it. We've got our own shit to deal with, thank you.
This sint even fucking victim blaming, at this point, you're yelling at the other guy with a bullet in his gut because his is lavender and that means its Special™️. This is breaking your neighbors windows because he got a new car when youre both still living in a slum. This is the fucking picture of counter revolutionary infighting.
I hold no delusion that i am not in a privileged position compared to a lot of other trans people in my own state, let alone the world, but i refuse to allow this fucking farse of an argument in my ask box.
-mod hanni
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Serious question: what's with the weird pronouns? I transitioned 15 years ago and calling a Trans person "they" was just as bad as calling them an f-slur. Is it just a need to be as different as possible or..? Because honestly, if you want to be different in the queer community, just be a polite, level-headed person. We seem to have less and less of them in the community with each passing year. The neopronouns are just kinda insulting to trans folks tbh, it's not cool or edgy to appropriate us.
I love asks like this that bold facedly assume that because one expresses themselves non-normatively, it means they are a dirty liar who lies and has just been PRETENDING to be trans to their friends, family, medical providers, and general community, etc. For... oh look, over 10 years now.
Culturally, gendered pronouns are ways to express to others, and to self confirm for some, ones gender identity/presentation. It is not hard, in my opinion, to reason out how someone with a non-normative relationship with gender would use "weird" pronouns. Time moves on and opinions change and new ideas and ideals are relayed through communities as they grow and develop. Im sorry a twenty something from texas makes you feel like your transness is being appropriated, but in the end were just trans in different ways. Im sure most tran men wouldnt be comfortable using my more out there pronoun sets, just like i may feel stagnated if people only ever used he/him for me or if people used they/them for me.
Maybe instead of being wildly passive agressive and bad faith on anon, you can be the adult you claim to be and make some half hearted attempt to listen to the people you disagree withs reasonings an perspectives. God knows we have to listen to yours.
-mod hanni.
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This page is definitely satire right??
Cringe of you to ask. Read the faq, babes.
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youko shiragami from my monster secret is in a romantic relationship with asahi! youko goes by he/himself and chomp/chompself pronouns and is bigender (boy & girl) and pansexual! chomp has a celebrity crush on willow smith and has kissed mikan and shiho before. he also kins starfire from teen titans!!!!!
:)!
-hanni
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hope this is still alive! im gonna submit some more.. nagisa aizawa from my monster secret is questioning her gender and bicurious! xe go by she/xe pronouns. xe have ocd and tend to rip out her hair and pick at her fingernails. she is sensitive to loud noises. she has a crush on youko, asahi, and mikan!
Dont worry, were still here, nonny! We just run off submissions!
-hanni
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cronus ampora from homestuck is a polyamorous pansexual transmasc magicgender greasercoric gnc boy who’s hypersexual, psychotic, autistic, and humankin, and has BPD, ADHD, HPD, and PTSD! He uses he/him pronouns publicly, but lets people close to him use any neopronouns! In addition to being humankin, hes also oceanhearted and fictionkin!
waaah i love this :) A+ anon!
-hanni
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(dunno if yall are still active but i adore this blog. so.) CCOTD is billy lenz from black christmas!! who is a transmasc autigender slasheric horrorgender polysexual/gay nonbinary man who uses he/him, pig/piggy, it/its, and that/thats pronouns! Pig is an age regressor due to trauma, and is catkin! It has PTSD, autism, OCD, and struggles with hypersexual intrusive thoughts! He really likes cats, especially his pet, Claude!
We are active! And i LOVE this! Billy lenz really is top 5 horror boys for me!
-hanni
(We ARE active, we just depend mostly on submissions!)
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today's cringe character of the day is boyfriend from Friday night funkin, who is autistic, has (canon) ADHD, is (canonically!) bisexual, and is (canonically?) low semiverbal and nonspeaking and (canonically) makes beep boop noises at people!
Yo sweet!
-hanni
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Are y'all still open? I got a pile of cringe DR fictives but I haven't seen y'all around in a while
we are! we just dont get a lot of submissions these days!
-hanni
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I want to submit SpongeBob characters but I'm afraid it would be too cringe even for this blog 😭😭😭 I just want to make cool headcanons for a special interest
Lmao as if we dont like Spongebob
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self diagnosing with mental disorders is toxic and ableist and perpetuates the lack of severity in the conditions
Omg, ur like, so fucking smart! Whered u get ur degree? U have such good takes and reading comprehension! You must get ALL the girls!
-hanni
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Todays Perfect Cringe Characters of the Day are: Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji from mo dao zu shi/The Untamed!
Wei Wuxian is a queer man who uses he/him pronouns! He could be said to have adhd (thought it obviously wasn't a term at the time) and depression.
Lan Wangji is a gay man who uses he/him pronouns! He could be said to be autistic!
They have a precious son together, Lan Yuan, courtesy name Lan Sizhui!
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Todays Cringe Characters of the Day are : Bertie, Tuca and Speckle from Tuca and Bertie!
Bertie is a biaro demigirl with adhd and anxiety! She uses she/her and he/him pronouns and is dating Speckle and in a qpr with Tuca! (Shes also a solitary witch!)
Tuca is a pan agender tucan who uses any pronouns and is autistic! Theyre in a qpr with Bertie and open to love~~~ (shes also an age regressor!)
Speckle is an ace bi robin with ocd who uses he/him or they/them pronouns! He's dating Bertie and hopes theyre together forever! (Hes also rose kin!)
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