perfectlyhealthytoaster

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

I’m trying to start selling my art and stuff

I have my own Etsy for my art and I even helped my husband start the business he’s always wanted and help run that

but Fock it is so hard

Especially when I have a baby screaming at me constantly and I’m stressing over finances and no one even sees it or interacts and that’s probably my fault because I rolled a nat one for charisma and I kinda suck at promoting it and fuck

I’m just tired

I never have enough time for anything and my preferred forms of art take so so much time

And everyone just says do it when the baby sleeps but just what she doesn’t fucking nap anymore she only naps in the car and I can’t draw and drive so fuck. And she dropped a nap so now she only naps when it’s time to bring her dad lunch and when it’s time to cook/we go to the gym both times where I have other priorities

Plus outside of those specific times she will ONLY contact nap. The second I try to put her down she’s wide awake again

Plus I hate that answer

That’s everyone’s answer for any problem a mom has

Tired? Sleep when the baby sleeps

Smelly? Shower when the baby sleeps

Hungry? Cook when the baby sleeps

Dirty home? Clean when she sleeps

Work when the baby sleeps

Create when the baby sleeps

Cry when the baby sleeps

My daughter took a five minute nap today. I had enough time to let the dog out and she’s already up and screaming and ready to play

And now I’m gonna have to go back to work because my retirement money is almost gone and I was hoping these businesses would take off by now and I’m disappointed that they haven’t and scared of the future because it all already feels too hard and I’m too drained and adding a full time job back in seems impossible and that’s only if we can find childcare because it’s really hard in our area cause there’s no openings anywhere and it costs as much as you make and life is feeling really daunting rn and my usual coping mechanisms don’t work anymore

And I don’t have any friends anymore so now I’m talking to my tumblr lol

Anyways

WoundedToasterArt is my art Etsy

And on IndigenousRebelArt I make custom apparel and whatnot (mostly shirts and sweaters but we’ve made some sweatpants too) (I can make anything really)

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Yes everything seems too bright when you’ve spent so much time in the dark but your eyes will adjust sooner than you think just have patience

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Witchcraft: Moon Phases

New Moon: Contemplation, charging, intention setting, and baneful magic.

Waxing Crescent: Enchanting, warding, attracting, charging, and manifesting.

First Quarter: Rejuvenation, vitality, awareness, or pursuit and productivity.

Waxing Gibbous: Charging, glamours, attracting, and active pursuit of goals.

Full Moon: Banishment, protection, hex breaking, cleansing, and reflection.

Waning Gibbous: Cleansing, binding, releasing, and recharging yourself.

Third Quarter: Meditations, divination, insightfulness, luck, and banishment.

Waning Crescent: Banishing, hex-breaking, breaking habits, and cleansing.

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

I updated my Yule tarot spread from last year. Feel free to tag me if you use this spread!

1. What needs my attention the most in the coming year?

2. What has pushed you forward this year?

3. What has held you back this year?

4. What gifts do you carry?

5. How can you best use those gifts?

6. A message of guidance from your deities/ancestors.

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Self love and healing spell bottle

You will need: An incense cone/stick to burn (I used frankincense for protection and purification) Rose quartz chip (encourages self love and aids emotional healing) Lavender (healing) Peppermint (protection and healing) Rosemary Incense ashes Sea Salt

A white candle to seal the bottle

Steps: Start by burning the incense to purify the space. Add all ingredients while focusing on your intent and visualizing your negativity and pain being put into the bottle. Light the candle, close and seal the bottle.

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

If you see me in the Walmart parking lot blasting music and talking to myself, no you didn't

Gas prices are no joke and I'm lonely lmao

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Anyways I'm a mom now and my skinfant is adorable and I love them so much? Like I would never harm this child everything it does is precious to me but also like.. I don't even know you bro. there's any entire new human being living in my space that I have to do everything with and relies on me for everything and we don't even know each other. There's a whole new person that I don't have a choice but to develop a relationship with and that's scary.

I don't even know how to be a mom

everyone just expects you to know, nobody ever talks about it. And then people are like ah you're such a good mom and it's just like how? I'm just winging it, we are making it up as we go and hoping for the best

And then there's like the weird embarrassment that always comes with admitting that. That's ridiculous and yet, I'm always ashamed when I don't know something. But why? I've never fucking done this before, sure I had little brothers but that was a long time ago and I wasn't the primary caregiver so it's understandable that i wasn't paying attention to everything. When a guy says it no one gives a fuck but I can't even think it without feeling judged.

Wack

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

hey i made a quiz - find out which team free will member you are, based on how i project onto them !

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

I have absolutely no recollection of this but it's still a mood

✨💀💙🖤💜💀✨Ppl secure in their descent into infamy don't react ✨💀💙🖤💜💀✨

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

✨💀💙🖤💜💀✨Ppl secure in their descent into infamy don't react ✨💀💙🖤💜💀✨

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Theres a certain beauty in my ability to post something like this immediately following some stupid shit like this lmfao

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

😂😂😂😂 I've been dying for a toaster tattoo tbh

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

I miss my fucking dogs man

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

I honestly keep losing my shit about a moment in one of the new transformer movies where it's all like "transformers are illegal on Earth" and it's like? 😂😂 I'm just fucking dying imagining a transformer just minding their own business and a cop being like "uh,, sir you can't be here it's illegal" 😂 like what're you gonna do 😂 give them a parking ticket? 😂😂😂😂😂 See you in traffic court you trespassing bitch

[perfectlyhealthytoaster]

Look at these stupid shits I love them so much