perfectlyunadulteratedjellyfish
perfectlyunadulteratedjellyfish
Jellyfish fiend
487 posts
Just call me Dan or whichever you wanna call me ig, 20+
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Tumblr media
31K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Laundry
Bonus:
Tumblr media
Happy Halloween!
4K notes · View notes
Text
You can spam boop me!
reblog if you let people spam boop you
29K notes · View notes
Text
Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:
To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon
To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go
To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go
Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet
To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in
I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.
49K notes · View notes
Text
Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
60K notes · View notes
Text
40K notes · View notes
Text
No! because the amount of times I unintentionally adjust my nonexistent glasses when I have them off or in my desk... It's the genuine muscle memory guys, I felt that in my soul as I saw this... Either that or I'm just weird asf 🥹🥹
HE'S PUSHING HIS NON-EXISTENT GLASSES UP OH MY GOD HE'S SO STUPID
Tumblr media
574 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
32K notes · View notes
Text
my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time
168K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.
320K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Trying something new 💫
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”
Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”
225K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"
Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.
85K notes · View notes
Text
My design take for my yuusona, Yuuto <33
Tumblr media Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
Text
Sharing this because it made me laugh 😂
276 notes · View notes
Text
Buffzul isn't real, buffzul can't hurt you
Buffzul:
He's Big, He's Burly, HE'S BUFFZUL! 💀
Tumblr media
This is so stupid 😭 tag ur favorite Azul stan to traumatize them 🤪 (I'm not responsible for any broken friendships...)
460 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
lettuce guacamole bacon tomato quesadilla
761 notes · View notes