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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

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nice weather we're having

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love seeing bg3 fanart that includes every origin character, sometimes with halsin or minthara too. but hmmm... where is wyll? and i check their other artworks and lo and behold, not a single wyll or ANY black character in sight. just love that (it makes me spontaneously combust)

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peak estinien humor

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#HE'S SO SAD???? #no listen #this man has NOBODY #his family is dead #the grove was a burden #his homeland is swallowed in shadow #he turned to alcohol in his grief #a grief so palpable that it fused itself to a weapon #he brushes off his trauma in the underdark like it's nothing #BECAUSE HONESTLY? WHEN DOES HE ACTUALLY LET HIMSELF BE VULNERABLE #PROBABLY NEVER #UNTIL NOW #'I've taken many lovers. My heart does not stir lightly.' #sounds a lot like a man using sex to cope #the same way he used alcohol i bet #grief is easily one of the top causes of addiction #and if you let him down here he says 'but i was sure we had a connection...' #case in point: halsin decides in this moment that he will be vulnerable for you #you are not just a lay to him. you are someone worth fighting his own grief for. #he wants to love and be loved no matter how scary it might be #and larian had better give me more options to show him bc i swear to god #if i have to sit here and listen to the 'i only want you, but you can be with whoever!' line one more time WITHOUT the option to tell him that he's all i want too #i will be sad forever #/endrant

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flower twins

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upcoming stickers!

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more about plums

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the mosquitos sure are big around here

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played some bg3 with an old friend and i called mizora a cuntquake and i really dont think she was prepared for that

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Lae'zel sees me dating both Astarion and Halsin in Act 3.

Despite having no levels in Bard, she casts Vicious Mockery by saying, "Elf dick has you acting unwise."

I am instantly killed.

Lae'zel is pleased to confirm she is the finest comedian the Githyanki ever produced.

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Casts salami in your panama

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🍂 🍁 🍂

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Do you ever think about the fact that Halsin was missing in the Underdark for THREE FUCKING YEARS and no one came to save him? How BADLY that must have fucked him up? Not just to be kidnapped and made a sex slave but to have NO ONE looking (or at least not succeeding) is just... heartbreaking.

No wonder he sounds so surprised to be rescued not only in act 1, but then again in act 3 if he's Orin's victim.

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