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saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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Just updated my Ao3 profile and realised it’s old enough to legally drive in the US. 😂

Got it in March 2010 and the user ID is four digits long.

Reblog with when you got your Ao3 account and how long your user ID is.

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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

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literally I'm fine why is my stupid brain giving me that resentment from a year ago I'd pushed to the side instead of working through

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are you on the autism spectrum?

*self diagnosed through genetic lineage and observed symptoms are valid

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does anyone get what I'm talking about when I say that a lot of queer people like to frame queerness as an antithesis to evil masculinity and that pisses me tf off

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Can I get to know you

I don’t recommend it

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drew new clothes for my Animal Crossing Lando😌

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Hiding the Getty Watermark

Plenty of people have talked about this one before but I can't find anything rn. Have had a few people dm/ask about this since I mentioned it offhand in a post. Took a bit of time but have written a tutorial. Includes gifs of what I'm doing.

No generative AI, just old-fashioned image editing.

This trick is not intended for stealing from Getty or the photographer who owns the rights to the image. This is meant for non-profit, transformative fan content such as sports web weaving.

The "hiding" part isn't magic and isn't going to give you a perfect, full resolution image. Someone looking closely, who knows what to look for, will be able to see were the work was done.

Good news!! Most people aren't looking that close, they're reading the poetry you pasted to the image and weeping about your web weave.

You will need

Two copies of the image you want from Getty -> (1) the high resolution version with the watermark, and (2) the low resolution preview without the watermark.

Any image editing software that allows for the use of layers and a simple rectangle select tool. If you don't have one, Photopea is a free, browser-based editor. I will be using this one :)

For this tutorial we will be enlisting the services of the beautiful Adrian Kempe:

Method

Open your copy with the watermark:

2. File -> Open & Place... the copy without the watermark. It will appear much smaller on a new layer on top of your original image:

3. Transform (Scale) this to lay exactly on top of the original image. Very important that it is the exact same. Photopea and other image editors will have snapping, this feature is your friend:

4. Hide the low res layer for now. With the watermarked layer visible, use the rectangle select tool and select the two watermarks. The little one is in the bottom left. In this case, an exact selection is not required.

5. While on the low res layer, go to Layer -> Raster Mask -> Reveal Selection. Un-hide the low res layer. You have now gotten rid of the watermark:

6. Final product looks like this:

Add your lyrics or poetry or do whatever edits you like as normal. For fun I chose Queen by Magic City Hippies:

Final Notes

If you look closely you will be able to see the "seams" where the mask was applied and the low res image was spliced in. I prommmyyy nobody is looking that closely on tumblr dot com.

Live examples where I used this method in my AGAIN web weave - photos of the players are all sourced from Getty, some light cropping was applied for the desired aspect ratio and the colours were edited.

If you hate drop-down menus you can create a macro i guess ? Also the same effect is achieved if you click the little layer mask icon at the bottom of the layer panel instead of menus. I just wanted to be thorough.

If you can’t find those exact menu options in your image editing software you can use the “Search” tool which is usually found in the “Help” section.

You can also invert the selection and use the Erase tool on the low res layer if your editing software somehow doesn’t have a masking tool??

Have fun making your web weaves <3

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need a break and a treat and a boy to kiss

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

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LMFAO