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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

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people who dislike hearing their friends talk about their interests are so weird. why would you not wanna hear the most incoherent rambles ever and promote joy in friend????

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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“What’s everyone looking at??”

So, there has been a green cat walking around the streets of Varna, Bulgaria this week. Many believed that it must’ve been the work of some awful vandals and started a Facebook page to find them… However, it was determined the cat turned himself green when he slept in some left over synthetic green paint and licked himself. People have been trying to catch this handsome fellow so they can clean him off but so far, have been unsuccessful. Apparently, this happened last year too so people don’t think it’s poisonous. He and his friend sure don’t seem to mind but hopefully he’ll get his bath soon!

Watch the video HERE

Via BuzzFeed

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usa v. england

aka

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Y'all ever experience Depression™️ and glue an entire pack of googly eyes to your vacuum robot?

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why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

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catgirl mutuals I am picking you up like this

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man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

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Grasp

Inspired by the Pillars of Creation star cluster

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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I FUCKING HATE THAT I GREW UP WITH THE GOOD INTERNET I HATE THAT I REMEMBER GOOGLE SEARCHING A TERM AND FINDING OUT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WELL DESIGNED WEBSITES MADE FOR EASY VIEW AND NOT TO BOMB YOU WITH ADS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WHEN APPS WERE TRYING TO BE THEIR BEST AND NOT TO SELL THE MOST I HATE HOW CAPITALISM AFFECTS EVERYTHING AROUND ME AND I HATE THAT I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN HOW IT AFFECTS THE INTERNET

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if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department