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how i think it would go if seonghwa tried to teach wooyoung how to play animal crossing

seonghwa: okay we have gone over the basics. what do you want to name the island?

wooyoung: hmmm

wooyoung: rock :D

seonghwa: what

wooyoung: rock :D

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seonghwa: this is tom nook. we don’t like him.

wooyoung: why not!! he’s kinda cute

seonghwa: he’s mean and awful! he takes your money and is greedy!

wooyoung, under his breath: so you?

*seonghwa smacks wooyoung making him yelp*

———

*wooyoung chopping trees for wood*

seonghwa: just be careful for the bees

wooyoung: THERE ARE BEES???????

*wooyoung screeches and runs away from the tree*

seonghwa: okay well you still need wood

wooyoung: no i don’t

*seonghwa sighing, regretting his decision to teach wooyoung about this game*

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seonghwa: so take this net and position yourself to catch the butterfly

wooyoung: mhm yeah

*wooyoung moves away from the butterfly and hits a villager with the net*

seonghwa: WOOYOUNG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

wooyoung: >:3

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seonghwa: let’s wrap up for today. i’m exhausted

wooyoung: all you did was sit there and yell at me

seonghwa: exactly, i’m glad you understand

wooyoung: whatever. this game is stupid i don’t know why you like it

*wooyoung waits for seonghwa to leave before logging back in and playing for five more hours on his own*

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hes so :3

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some quick art i did of jjoongrami on the run 👀

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how i think the introduction of hehetmon went down

yeosang: hey guys so i made this character. their name is hehetmon!

yeosang: aren’t they cute ^^

hongjoong: very cute

wooyoung: why is it naked

seonghwa, nudging wooyoung and glaring at him: it’s very pretty yeosang. just like you!

yeosang: i’m not cute >:(

san, in a mocking tone: and that’s why you are a doberman

mingi: i like the flower but why is it so big

wooyoung: that’s what s-

seonghwa: shut UP wooyoung

*jongho laughing his ass off*

yeosang: YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING

*2 weeks later*

san: hey yeosang can you come here?

*yeosang follows san into the other room*

everyone: surprise!!

*the room is filled with hehetmon themed things*

yeosang, tearing up: I KNEW YOU GUYS SECRETLY LOVED THEM

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san: so what are you in the mood for today?

wooyoung: world domination

san: that’s.. a bit extreme.. don’t you think?

wooyoung: you are my world 🫶

san: awwww you are my world too! 😄

wooyoung:

san:

wooyoung:

san:

wooyoung:

san: OH-

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*yunho and wooyoung playing jenga*

wooyoung taking a block out: steady.. steady..

*the tower falls*

wooyoung: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I BARELY TOUCHED IT AND IT FALLS OVER LIKE A DRAMATIC LITTLE SHIT

*wooyoung flips the table and storms off*

yunho:

yunho:

seonghwa walking in: sorry about him, he didn’t get enough attention this morning and now he is acting out

yunho:

yunho: are we positive he is 24

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san: guys i have a new hobby- reading tarot!

seonghwa: oh god

jongho, leaving the room: nope i’m not witnessing this

wooyoung: READ ME READ ME DO ME PLEASE

*san spreads out cards and asks wooyoung to choose one*

wooyoung: i got.. the six of swords. now what?

san, thumbing through the guide book: let’s see.. according to this you have a change that has happened or is going to happen… something about emotional baggage? troubled waters??? ARE YOU OKAY???

wooyoung, staring blankly at san: i mean.. mingi ate my sandwich but i think im okay

san, lunging towards wooyoung: THANK GOD I WAS SO WORRIED

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SEONGHWA. WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR.

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Currently WEEPING over the fact that Hongjoong went out and bought Seonghwa a Star Wars Lego to cheer him up with everything going on…WEEPING I TELL YOU 😭😭😭

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3 DAYS TILL TOUR HOW WE FEELING

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why buy a $100 cardboard cutout of your bias when you can make one at home

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*wooyoung sneaking up behind mingi*

wooyoung: BOO

*mingi jumps and spills his drink*

mingi: WHAT THE HELL

wooyoung: sorry i didn’t think you would jump like that

mingi: WHAT DID YOU THINK I WOULD DO???? TURN INTO A FROG????

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san: you are just like me, you know? you get me.

*seonghwa walks in on san hugging a stuffed penguin and crying*

san, in tears: we are misunderstood!

*seonghwa backs out of the room slowly*

hongjoong: what’s going on?

seonghwa: he is either having a moment or thinks he is a penguin. either way i don’t think we need to worry

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JEONG YUNHO. THE FRECKLES. I CANT ANYMORE

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*on a walk*

san, pointing to two ducks: look! it looks like they are kissing!

jongho: they are biting each other tf you mean

wooyoung: san’s point still stands

jongho:

jongho:

jongho: what

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*ateez playing uno*

wooyoung, laying down a 4+: TAKE THAT

jongho, with one card left:

jongho:

jongho:

hongjoong: you have to draw

jongho, getting up: no i don’t

*jongho leaves the room*

wooyoung: does this mean i win :D

yeosang: no you literally have 20 cards

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yeosang: what are you doing

wooyoung, laying in dirt: doing grounding exercises

yeosang: i don’t think-

wooyoung: shhhhh you are disrupting the dirt energy