Rants and Rambles, mostly! amateur artist, seed keeper and gardener, self-diagnosed ND, queer, generic Norse pagan/heathen (NOT volkish), backyard scientist
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America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)
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Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.
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saw a tiktok that was making good points except it was like "if you're over 23 you shouldn't even know anyone under 20 unless they're family and it's weird if you do" and I just. have you guys ever had coworkers. students. family friends. clubs. is no one going back to school for their BA/MA/PhD. what kind of isolated world are you living in where as a 23+ year old you never interact w anyone under the age of 20. this idea that even Talking to anyone younger than you is somehow predatory is absolutely insane god I hate western individualism so bad. no your best friend ever probably shouldn't be a teenager when you're a grown ass adult but we do in fact need to be in community w people younger than us
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Also, happy Beltane to all who celebrate 🌷🌺🌻💐🪻
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Oh hey, look I'm back from the dead (finally in a more stable place mentally after processing all the emotions that came up after learning that my estranged alcoholic bio dad was not terminally ill, but DEAD for over a month, but died sober and had been sober for over ten years but nobody told me), did I miss anything?
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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.
You're welcome.
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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby
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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
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See, they say crying is good for you. Healthy, even. And yet here I am with a pounding headache, puffy eyes, and I feel like I got hit by a train.
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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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SOME CUNT I DON’T LIKE GOT HIT BY A CAR
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I Have Written Books!


Hello all! I'm happy to FINALLY announce the reason for why I've been so quiet this past however long, and that's because I was busy writing books! Books that are now published!! :0 Wow!!!
These are the first two of the series, one on Odin and one on Loki, and they go into dang near everything I know about each of them, respectively. These books are also beautifully illustrated by the Saxon Storyteller, so you're in for a real treat!
So far I know they're available on Amazon, but I'll keep you all updated on where else you can find them, when I know!
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My one bit of advice for anyone who's looking into a pagan or polytheistic religion, especially if coming from a Christian background and/or a culturally Christian part of the world: you've got to be ready to compartmentalize and look at different parts of the world through a not cultural Christian lens, because many parts of the world don't work that way.
The sky above isn't Heaven everywhere and beneath the earth isn't Hell everywhere. A sky god isn't God the Father everywhere and an Underworld god isn't Satan the Devil everywhere.
Learning about the cultures and the people that these religions, mythologies, and folklores come from is important.
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