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[ama-the-weeb]

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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anytime i see a taxi i think of this one time i made a critical error

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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

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Do you know where Deutschland is?

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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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HEY WHEN WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME LITHUANIA’S ENGLISH VA IS A VTUBER

ARE YOU SEEING THIS

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I don't think he has, lads

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"o, aisu kai???

"nani?? kyou wa tanjoubi janai kedo”

“omeentoko no dourou, yousei no tame ni kouji yameta ttsutte na”

“un…dakara?… nani?”

"nn, i-hanashi dana-to omotte na”

“e, soredake?”

“nnnnn. jana”

"nani ima no denwa, imi wakannai”

... I actually haven't seen that, so I don't know what it means.

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i feel strongly about this

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Baby icey 💔

Hell yeah!

- baby Iceland used to have zero self preservation whatsoever. Battery acid? Delicious. Electric socket? Fork, instantly. Thankfully he was asleep like 70% of the time.

-at one point, Norway had very long hair. The reason he no longer does is because baby Iceland and hair are not a good mix. Poor Norway had his hair pulled, chewed on, tangled until he finally got sick of it and cut it. Iceland was not pleased.

-speaking of hair, Iceland's was actually pretty curly when he was a baby, but it straightened as he got older for some reason. Norway still mourns the curls.

-Iceland was actually viewed as a sort of good luck charm between Norway and Denmark. Epic viking battles don't just stop because you have a kid. Someone had to carry him around because leaving him behind somewhere proved ineffective because he'd get himself into more danger than being in the middle of a battle would put him in. Denmark and Norway both found that whenever they had him, they always fought better. It became a daily fight over who would get to carry him. Sweden did not participate because he was too busy trying not to drop his sword with his horrific eye sight.

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

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god the people that go to the black cat (vrc world) can be so fucking funny