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if i ever stop thinking about women or pastries i’ll die

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third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

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Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse

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#my favorite thing about The Handshake™ is that obviously Amy and Rosa had to have spent a significant amount of time alone together over the years perfecting it #Jake had never seen it before and was clearly astonished #this paired with the fact that Amy was said to have been the only one from the squad who had been to Rosa’s apartment just fills me with so much joy #these two badass babes are best friends who spend tons of quality time together #I LOVE THE SLEUTH SISTERS

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…It had all happened in that instant she had seen Carol standing in the middle of the floor, watching her. Then the realization that so much had happened after that meeting made her feel incredibly lucky suddenly. It was so easy for a man and woman to find each other, to find someone who would do, but for her to have found Carol-

― Patricia Highsmith, The Price of Salt

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one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

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In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

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Oooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?

One of my very favoritest paintings I’ve done lately. Print available in my new shop, 10% of all sales donated to LGBT Community Center of NYC!

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I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

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Orphan Black + text posts (part 9) / Cosima Niehaus Version (part 2)