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Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF

Animated character that was your gay awakening?

Grilled cheese or PB&J?

What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

Your go-to bar order, if you drink?

What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

Top three cuisines?

What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?

What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?

Look up. What’s directly across from you?

Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

Preferred way to spend a rainy day?

What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

Brunch or midnight snacks?

Favorite mug you own

What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)

Fruity or herbal teas?

What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?

Do you match your socks?

Have you ever been horseback riding?

What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)

Have you ever been to jail?

What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

Puzzles?

You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?

Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?

Where could someone find you in a museum?

What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?

Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Lakes, rivers, or oceans?

Favorite mid-2000s song

How do you dress when you’re home alone?

Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

Knives or swords?

A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie

Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

Name a classic Vine

What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

How do you top your ice cream?

Do you like Jello?

What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?

How are you at climbing trees?

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Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

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I LOVE THIS AND YOU

“Person A is a florist and Person B comes into their flowershop asking for the biggest fuck you in a bouquet.”

@pairing-prompts wrote this prompt and @permanantheadache actually suggested the idea of connor being the florist and it was all over. short one, so im posting it here. 

“Welcome to Green Room, how can I–” “How do you say “fuck you” in flower?!” Connor blinked. The young man in front of him - tousled blonde hair, powder blue button-down, khakis - looked weird cursing. Like he was some church choir kid. He’d rushed in like he was in a hurry, practically blurting his question. “Uh?” Connor asked intelligently. “In flower?” He looked a little embarrassed then, kind of curling in on himself and getting quieter. “I, um. I need a really passive aggressive bouquet for somebody I don’t like.” He shuffled. Connor had to stifle a snort. This is a first. “Well…” Connor rounded the counter and the guy watched him earnestly. He was actually really cute. And a fuck you with a bouquet? Classy. Perfectly passive aggressive. Impressive, even. “Why don’t you like them?” Again, he looked a little embarrassed, almost like explaining it made him feel bad. His eyes, a soft, pretty blue, darted around the store. “He’s um. Really self-absorbed. Rude. And he’s always such a sleazeball.” Connor laughed. “Gross. Think he deserves an actual “fuck you”. Bouquet seems a little too nice.” “He knows flowers.” “Ah. Then it’s perfect.” Connor motioned for him to join him by the coolers. “Geraniums came to mind. Symbolize stupidity. Narcissus, too. Name says it all.” “And what about, um… Infidelity?” Connor raised a brow at him. “Infidelity?” The guy glared at the ground. “Like I said. Sleazy.” Gross. Gross, gross. Fuck that guy.  “Yellow roses. Snapdragons.” “Mm.” It was quiet. “Can I, uh. Can I have a name for the order?” “Evan. Um, Hansen.” “Evan Hansen. I’m Connor. Nice to meet you. Wish it were under better circumstances.” “Yeah,” Evan gave a sort of tearful chuckle. “Me, too.” Cheer him up. Do something. Connor wasn’t usually a smooth romantic, but the next move was clear. He opened a cooler and plucked a dark red carnation from one of the vases. “Here.” He held it out. “A free one for your trouble.” “What’s this one mean?” Evan asked, taking it gently and admiring it. “Uh–” Connor licked his lips. “Well, it’s not so much an aggressive flower? But, like. A nice one.” Evan looked surprised, meeting Connor’s eyes. Connor continued. “Like, a nice one, that means – well – usually it’s like, uh… “ He felt his cheeks get hot. “Affection. Admiration.” “Oh.” Evan mumbled, twirling the stem between his fingers. The little flower spun idly. He blushed. “That’s– That’s really sweet. Thank you.” “Yeah. So, um. About that hate bouquet.” “Y-Yeah?” “Maybe I could just punch him for you?”

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All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

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@connor-santo

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Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

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“we’ll talk when I get back” is the fictional equivalent of saying “I’m about to die with all information relevant to your plotline”

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quarantine moods ive seen:

horny

animal crossing

on drugs

mental breakdown

messing w ur appearance

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@connor-santo

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

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“maybe I belong among the stars”

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some thoughts about ADHD and baseline guilt

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tired: hero with an annoying animal for a sidekick

wired: hero with an annoying talking sword for a sidekick