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You better, or she’ll kick your ass 🫨

A silly thing i made based on this post. Just the right amount of motivation and intimidation to get me through uni finals week.

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Today on Cipher tries to 100% all of Horizon:

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Something something "survival requires perfection."

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The Sobeck Family ⛛

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Happy birthday, Aloy 💫

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The bravest, brightest star 🌌

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ok I just watched Ashly Burch’s (Aloy’s voice actor) video responding to the horrid ai Aloy thing going around, and let me just say, I respect the fuck out of her. For an actress who has such an intimate relationship with a game company (she provides both voice and mocap for Aloy— absolutely invaluable if they want to continue the franchise) she was fully transparent about how she disapproved of it and supported the current strike against video game acting to demand ai reforms. Which is just. Such a badass move.

Seriously all I could think the whole time was like “Aloy would sooo do this” LMAO 😭

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opportunity to talk shit: taken.

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"I'm gonna play the first game, to relive the nostalgia." said the idiot, after playing three hundred hours of the second game.

So I went back to Zero Dawn AFTER Forbidden West, because it's been a while.

When I tell you HOW MANY TIMES I HURLED MYSELF OFF CLIFFS out of habit because how much the shield wing had made my life easier in the West...

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brother what kind of cocaine did they put in the og masc V design. he looks so sad and soft and pretty and kind hearted and I would die for him

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thinking about him

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in the scenario where Johnny gets his body back and V is still alive I feel like they'd be together literally all the time, like they're so used to being in the same body that being away from each other feels like withdrawal to the point Johnny becomes part of V's crew just so they don't have to be apart at all

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I do enjoy that Judy and River both have a similar thing going on where it's like "I'm a fundamentally good and idealistic person of immense integrity banging my head against the brick wall of corruption that plagues this city. please help me rescue my loved one from truly horrific circumstances as I learn to accept that I cannot fix this city but I can make small but meaningful differences in both my life and the lives of those around me."

meanwhile, Panam and Kerry are both like "I am suffering a bit of an identity crisis because of the lack of approval I received from a stubborn male authority figure who I still care very much about. I'm going to deal with this in the most emotionally healthy manner I can think of: by blowing shit up and causing billions of dollars' worth of property damage. hold my beer."

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☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

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padre you can't do this to me

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Nova Gig @/RedDirt! Whoever that choom in Silverhands place is, he's shredding it!

7/15/77

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"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.