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Fun Altered Arrangements fact !

Noah is significantly shorter than Heather and Lindsay, and they won't shut up about it;

Noah: Can you please try and see this from my perspective ? Heather: *chrouches* Noah: ... Noah: Fuck you.

Bridgette: You gotta learn to appreciate the little things in life. Lindsay: But I already appreciate Noah. Noah: Girl-

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mike polycule is just a sitcom named "our boyfriend is so fucking weird and not because of his mental illness he is just built like that" the guy is immune to AVOIDING getting into Situations

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this is kind of off topic and I don’t know why your post made me think of this specifically but you know that tumblr trend of “clown husbandry” where people would write out these giant posts about adopting and taking care of clowns and also start fake discourse? i wanna start mike husbandry

“friendly reminder that mikes are social creatures! you need to adopt AT LEAST either a zoey or a scott for enrichment. don’t be alarmed if your mike and scott start fighting, this is enrichment for both of them! if you’re a beginner at raising mikes i’d suggest getting a zoey for them instead as their behaviors are easier to manage for beginners”

“hey is it okay to feed my mike freezer waffles instead of homemade?” “no, absolutely not, mikes NEED homemade waffles” “okay i think saying ‘absolutely not’ is unfair, i think it depends on the brand of waffles. and you’re adding syrup right? a good syrup can counterbalance lower quality waffles” “hey so i homemake my mike’s waffles but i sneak blended vegetables into the batter because he won’t eat them otherwise, is that bad?”

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Yk how in team Escope people always make Noah the mom of the group?

Well I belive he takes responsibility when taking care of Eva's and Izzy's health and safety (bc let's be honest those two do not know how to take care of themselves)

But!! Izzy and Eva also ensure up taking turns taking care of Noah since out of the three he's the worst at taking care of himself.

Others? Easy.

Himself? Not so much.

Won't leave his bed in days? He gets kidnapped by the two?

The problem is they have more unconventional ears of taking care of him.

He refuses to sleep after two full days? Izzy bashes his head with a pan.

Forgot to eat? Eva will shove food down his throat even if it kills him.

Won't clean his room? He gets bullied until he finally does it.

Hasn't left his house? (that is kidnapped proof) They call Owen to take him to a social event.

That last one scares Noah deeply.

Also Noah found a way to study both Eva's and Izzy's body language to know when they will snap. Now depending on to what (person or object) Noah will choose wether or not to intervene.

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TDI Dragons!! Figured I'd also post my other art here especially this one, if you want me to make more TDI dragons comment down below or ask me! You can also go follow my tiktok if you wanna see more of my content :3

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I don't know if she's one of my fave faves, but she does have so much potential and characterization, and at this point when I see Alejandro and Noah my immediate thought just becomes 'and Heather'.

Me falling into Alenoaheather can pretty much be summed up as my falling into Alenoah, and then Heather happened.

I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

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I see Noah and Alejandro but no Heather, smh.

I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

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The Dragon and The Jester: A Nowen Total Drama Fantasy AU

The Truth As It Is Written

Once upon a time, there was a prince named Chris. He was fourth in line for the throne, yet was still promised a life of luxury.

This didn't matter to Chris. He wanted more.

He attempted to scheme his way to the throne. Each time he was thwarted before he could get too far. Each scheme was bolder than the last. Each one treason worthy of punishment. Yet his father couldn't bear to see any of his children hurt. No matter how much they hurt him.

So Chris was pardoned, over and over. For 35 years, this process continued. His father kept getting older, making his eldest sibling's coronation all the more looming. The threat turned into reality when his father revealed that he would relinquish the crown early for a peaceful retirement.

This, Chris couldn't allow.

On the day of his eldest siblings' coordination, all of the immediate royal family was gathered to celebrate the event. As joyous as the occasion was, the king was still wise enough to assume his ambitious son would plan something. He ordered extra guards to keep a steady eye out and watch for any tricks. Their focus was on the outsiders coming in to celebrate.

None could anticipate the ravenous dragon that swooped down from the sky.

When the dust settled and the last ember flickered, Prince Chris stood atop the ashes and named himself King. He announced that all who dared to oppose him would face the beast he had tamed.

Thus started his bloody campaign to annihilate all who could possibly challenge him for the crown. The Dragon torched soldiers and devoured civilians for the king's amusement. The mindless beast provided no mercy for those in its warpath.

With each life it destroyed, it grew larger. It was only the size of two wagons during its first rampage. By the time its growth slowed, only the tallest soldiers matched the height of a single claw.

The massacre grew even worse when the king debuted The Jester to the world. The old court jester had been one of the casualties of the first massacre. The first act of this jester was to desecrate his grave.

Where The Dragon struck, The Jester was soon to follow. The Jester ridiculed the grieving and made a mockery of the dead. He saw the ruins of towns suspected of harboring enemies of the king, and he laughed.

Worse still, The Jester was as brilliant as he was cruel. He would come along to battle and twist his words just right to anger enemies enough to break rank and weaken themselves. He had the ear of the king, and would whisper strategy of bloodshed and further destroying the morale of those who would oppose him.

Despite the odds stacked against them, resistance bloomed still. Pockets formed in the hopes of one day deposing King Chris and restoring peace to the kingdom. One even dared to form in the capitol, the heart of Chris' power.

In this pocket were two newer recruits: Owen and Noah. Owen, a palace guard in training to keep control of the masses through any bloody means necessary, who wished only to be a pacifist once the revolution was complete. Noah, a wizard-in-training who had been kidnapped from his home in service of the king who only wished to return to a family unthreatened.

Both have every reason to be loyal to the cause of the king's death. Neither could ever risk showing their full potential for the cause. They wanted to keep their heads.

No rebel would ever believe that The Dragon and The Jester deserved any form of mercy.

Even if their actions had never been their choice.

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Aaaaa, it's art!! It's art of my thing that I did!! This is perfectly alright you took a month! I was only expecting one image, and you gave me four! Of specific scenes in Slumbering Pride! (Not exactly a fic but I'll call it that for simplicity's sake)

Don't apologize, this is all great and thank you so much!

@perpetualexistence so sory its been a month, and this is all i got don xd i might draw more buuut dont get yr hopes up</3 again so sorry

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For anyone who doesn't already know, there's someone who's actually writing the Fake Dating Alenoaheather AU Fic!! Please go read it, it's so very good and written by one of the best Alenoaheather authors.

Also, make sure not to spoil anything in the comments. Let those only reading on AO3 find out what happens in the Aftermath all by themselves. >:3c

"Before it's tragedy, don't get me tangled up."

Chapter 6 of Lovers and Fools is here with the full alliance formed !

At the Spaniard’s side, Noah feigned exasperation at the interaction playing out. He might’ve been successful with the others, but Heather wasn’t fooled. Easily spotting the endearment that softened his frown.

“You guys are going down!” Sierra pounded her fist into her palm, oblivious to the moment she’d ruined. 

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Me, you, and presumably @total-drama-brainrot at the people who are only reading this on AO3 and have no idea about the big ol' Tumblr reblog chain about the aftermath.

People in the comments of Lovers and Fools mentioning the aftermath show and how they'll react to everything happening and I'm just...

oh they're going to react alright

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this was the trello sketch i had saved, enjoy more harold

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I loved Eva in World Tour because she would repeatedly play along with the insane shit of the aftermath show and then halfway through it every time she just basically went “actually, screw this” and fucking dipped.

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Say hi to OctoDon!!!

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noah is a strong believer that walking would be a waste of alejandro’s muscles

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Heather just works here. ‘Jandro dragged her into this.

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It's alright you took a while! It's still a delight to get a response!

I love Izzy's devil fruit powers, Noah just needing to be saved 24/7, and Owen and Eva being absolute animals in combat.

Especially the comparison Owen doodle.

If you have any more details about how the Team Escope x One Piece AU, please share them. I'm dying to know now.

omg…I’m getting back so late but thank you for indulging me. took me forever to get the motivation to draw the doodles

I’ve been thinking abt this au and will probably expand it (assigning marines and other crews and whatnot) but for now it’s just the Escope Pirates!!

Of course they are led by captain Escope, aka Izzy, who is similar to Luffy in the way she annoys people until they join. I’ve made up the “vine vine” fruit (name subject to change) for her, which gives her Dionysis-like powers of creating chaos, inflicting people with madness, and also growing vines. This power also gives her a special affliction with snakes! She also has a knack for creating bombs, it’s her favorite getaway method. Her goal as a pirate is to create problems for the world government and live that sweet pirate life.

We then have the first mate/information specialist/navigator/voice of reason, Noah! He is absolute dogshit in combat, which is why he specializes in laying low and gathering intel. Usually Eva or Owen will have to bail him out of fights, but he can use his intellect to get the upper hand. might give him a devil fruit for espionage…hm…

To contrast this, “Iron Woman” Eva is a demon in combat, and would much rather fight first and worry about escape later. She was a bounty hunter before she got caught up with Izzy and ended up sticking with her because Izzy doesn’t care how much destruction she causes.

And then we have Owen! He is also a great fighter, and although he doesn’t have a devil fruit (for now), he’s like zoro in that he can kind of manipulate his body for strength boosts?? After a good meal he can be deadly as he’s full of energy and basically bouncing off the walls. I’m thinking of him being the shipwright. He’s also the reason for any alliances they may get, because he’s the most (perhaps only) likable one of their crew.