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A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

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fallenregent:

   ‘  you understand that i am a w i t c h.  i can stop you easily  ‘

       “   correction   :   you can try   &   stop me.   “

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                       “   i strongly suggest you move out of my way before i forcibly remove you   &   trust me   -   it won’t be gentle.   “

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hunger games trilogy || starters

feel free to change pronouns , tenses , etc .

❝  it takes 10 times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart .❞ ❝  why am i not dead ? i should be dead .❞ ❝ having an eye for beauty isn’t the same thing has having a weakness .❞ ❝  i wish i could freeze this moment , right here , right now , & live in it forever .❞ ❝  no one really needs me .❞ ❝ remember , we’re madly in love , so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it .❞ ❝  i am not pretty . i am not beautiful . i am as radiant as the sun .❞ ❝  you love me . real or not real ? ❞ ❝  ally . friend . lover . victor . enemy . fiancee . target . mutt . neighbor . hunter . ally. i’ll add it to the list of words i use to try to figure you out.  ❞ ❝  here it’s safe , here it’s warm .❞ ❝  i’m not like the rest of you . there’s no one left i love .❞ ❝  i’m very hard to catch , & if they can’t catch me , they can’t kill me .❞ ❝  stupid people are dangerous .❞ ❝  you don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope .❞ ❝  you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug .❞ ❝  my nightmares are usually about losing you .❞ ❝  for there to be betrayal , there would have to have been trust first .❞ ❝  destroying things is much easier than making them .❞ ❝  here’s some advice . stay alive .❞ ❝  they’ll either want to kill you , kiss you , or be you .❞ ❝  you’re not leaving me here alone .❞ ❝  well , i don’t have much competition here .❞ ❝  you here to finish me off , sweetheart ? ❞ ❝  i stand by what i said . do you want me to lie about it ? ❞ ❝  because i’m selfish . i’m a coward . ❞ ❝  you & me , we’re even . no more owed . you understand ? ❞ ❝  if we burn , you burn with us .❞ ❝  what ? do you find this distracting ? ❞ ❝  i can still rip your throat out .❞ ❝  where’s loverboy ? ❞ ❝  i’m the kind of girl who , when she might actually be of use , would run to stay alive and leave those who couldn’t follow to suffer and die .❞ ❝  the kisses have the opposite effect , of make my need greater . i thought i was something of an expert on hunger , but this is an entirely new kind . ❞ ❝  hope . hope is the only thing stronger than fear .❞ ❝  a spark could be enough to set them ablaze . ❞ ❝  kind people have a way of working their way inside me and rooting there .❞ ❝  whatever breaks you .❞ ❝  i am in pain . that’s the only way i get your attention . ❞ ❝  i’m not going anywhere . i’m going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble .❞ ❝  imagine thousands of your people , dead . your loved ones , gone . ❞ ❝  i hate being so alone .❞ ❝  don’t make me sorry i restarted your heart .❞ ❝  they will kill us .❞ ❝  you know , you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him .❞ ❝  please feel free to take this personally . ❞ ❝  at some point , you have to stop running & turn around and face whoever wants you dead .❞ ❝  aim higher in case you fall short .❞ ❝  some walks you have to take alone .❞ ❝  whatever breaks you .❞ ❝  well , you’re a piece of work , aren’t you ? ❞ ❝  isn’t it strange that i know you’d risk your life to save mine , but i don’t even know what your favorite color is ? ❞ ❝  you are my life .❞ ❝  i’m here to help you make an impression .❞ ❝  you have no idea . the effect you can have .❞ ❝  if desperate times call for desperate measures , then i am free to act as desperately as i wish .❞ ❝  so when did I become so special ? ❞ ❝  you’re not afraid i’ll kill you tonight ? ❞ ❝  technically , i am unarmed . but no one should underestimate the harm fingernails can do .❞ ❝  i doubt they’ll figure out our plan , since we can barely understand it ourselves .❞ ❝  mess with us & we’ll do something worse than kill you . we’ll kill your children .❞ ❝  you’re kind of squeamish for such a lethal person .❞ ❝  you’re not going to die . i forbid it . all right ? ❞ ❝  i thought we had an agreement not to lie to each other. ❞ ❝  closing my eyes doesn’t help . fire burns brighter in the darkness . ❞ ❝  jealousy is certainly involved . ❞ ❝  what is the worst pain ? to me , it’s always the pain that is present . ❞ ❝  i’ve been down by the stream collecting berries . would you care for some ? ❞ ❝  may the odds be ever in your favor .❞ ❝  what i need is the dandelion in the spring . the bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction . the promise that life can go on , no matter how bad our losses .❞ ❝  ____ ? maybe some pants ? ❞ ❝  i can’t tell what’s real anymore , & what’s made up . ❞ ❝  i knew you’d kiss me . ❞

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      sorry for my lack of activity today   !!!   i’m just so knackered, physiotherapy really knocked it out of me today   !!   i will try my best to get more things done, hopefully tomorrow i’ll get a lot more done.

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            she means absolutely no offence by this, she just really isn’t in the mood.   “   can we get on with whatever this is   ?   i have better places to be.   “

@lungfuls   /   starter.

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                  “   can you kindly cut to the chase already   ?   “

@unalignedincubus   /   starter.

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       this is a starter call   !!

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*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first ten people on your dash? Make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! ♡

      tysm bb   !!!   god bless, all the hugs   &   kisses for you   !!!

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*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first ten people on your dash? Make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! ♡

         you’re a true blessing   !!!!!   all the hugs   &   kisses for you bb. 

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This is part one of ?? ask memes containing 00′s lyrics.  This post contains mainly popular top 40 pop songs.

‘  a girl like you is impossible to find  ’ ‘  ain’t no other man but you  ’ ‘  and in the back of your mind i know you should be over me  ’ ‘  been fueling up on cocaine  &  whiskey  ’ ‘  best thing about tonight is that we’re night fighting  ’ ‘  boys just come  &  go like seasons  ’ ‘  can’t seem to get you off my mind  ’ ‘  come  &  rest your bones with me  ’ ‘  did we get hitched last night?  ’ ‘  do you see how much i need you right now?  ’ ‘  don’t tell me you’re sorry cause you’re not  ’ ‘  don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable  ’ ‘  fairytales don’t always have a happy ending,  do they?  ’ ‘  feeling like i’m heading for a breakdown  ’ ‘  how do i feel this good sober?  ’ ‘  how long will i be waiting to be with you again?  ’ ‘  i bet you’re hard to get over  ’ ‘  i can have another you in a minute  ’ ‘  i can’t look at you while i’m lying next to her  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna be anything other than me  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna be anything other than what i’ve been trying to be lately  ’ ‘  i drove for miles  &  miles  &  wound up at your door  ’ ‘  i have the tendency of getting very physical  ’ ‘  i haven’t seen the sunshine in three damn days  ’ ‘  i hope you know that this has nothing to do,  it’s personal  ’ ‘  i hoped you were coming home to stay  ’ ‘  i just called to say i love you,  come back home  ’ ‘  i just called to say i want you to come back home  ’ ‘  i keep her coming every night,  so hard to keep her satisfied  ’ ‘  i know i left too much mess  &  destruction to come back again  ’ ‘  i know i tend to get so insecure  ’ ‘  i know you think that i shouldn’t still love you  ’ ‘  i never thought i’d need you there when i cry  ’ ‘  i promise i’m not trying to make your life harder  ’ ‘  i said see you later boy  ’ ‘  i swear i’ll change my ways  ’ ‘  i think i’ve already lost you  ’ ‘  i think you’re already gone  ’ ‘  i wanna take a ride on your disco stick  ’ ‘  i want to make you feel beautiful  ’ ‘  i was off to drink you away  ’ ‘  i wonder if i’ll ever change my ways  ’ ‘  i would’ve stayed up with you all night had i known how to save a life  ’ ‘  if i just lay here,  would you lie with me  &  just forget the world?  ’ ‘  if your heart is always searching, can you ever found a home?  ’ ‘  if you’re gone,  maybe it’s time to come home  ’ ‘  is there anyone out there cause it’s getting harder  &  harder to breathe  ’ ‘  it’s not always rainbows  &  butterflies,  it’s compromise,  it moves us along  ’ ‘  it’s personal,  myself  &  i,  we got some straightening up to do  ’ ‘  it’s time for me to go home  ’ ‘  it’s time to be a big girl now  &  big girls don’t cry  ’ ‘  it’s too late to apologize  ’ ‘  it’s your fault you didn’t shut the refrigerator,  maybe that’s the reason i’ve been acting so could  ’ ‘  i’ll be your best friend  &  you’ll be my valentine  ’ ‘  i’ll do what it takes  ’ ‘  i’m bringing sexy back  ’ ‘  i’m going home to the place where i belong  ’ ‘  i’m in love  &  always will be  ’ ‘  i’m leaving,  never to come back again  ’ ‘  i’m not crazy,  i’m just a little unwell  ’ ‘  i’m not going to write you a love song  ’ ‘  i’m not ready to make nice  ’ ‘  i’m still mad as hell  ’ ‘  i’ve had you so many times,  but somehow i want more  ’ ‘  let’s get this party started  ’ ‘  let’s talk this over,  it’s not like we’re dead  ’ ‘  make them boys go loco  ’ ‘  my heart is full  &  my door’s always open,  you come anytime you want  ’ ‘  please,  just cut it out  ’ ‘  she acts like summer  &  walks like rain  ’ ‘  she always belonged to someone else  ’ ‘  she listens like spring  &  she talks like june  ’ ‘  shut up  &  put your money where your mouth is  ’ ‘  since you’ve been gone my worlds been dark  &  grey  ’ ‘  so much for my happy ending  ’ ‘  some things in this world you just can’t change  ’ ‘  some things you don’t need until they leave you  ’ ‘  spare me your frickin’ dirty looks  ’ ‘  steal some covers,  share some skin  ’ ‘  tell me,  boy,  now wouldn’t that be sweet?  ’ ‘  that’s what you get for waking up in vegas  ’ ‘  they say time heals everything,  but i’m still waiting  ’ ‘  this is not what i intended,  i always swore to you i’d never fall apart  ’ ‘  this love has taken its toll on me  ’ ‘  this shit is bananas  ’ ‘  times square can’t shine as bright as you  ’ ‘  tonight will be the night that i will fall for you over again  ’ ‘  welcome to the real world  ’ ‘  we’ll be playmates  &  lovers  &  share our secret worlds  ’ ‘  when you look me in the eyes  &  tell me that you love me,  everything’s alright  ’ ‘  when you’re gone the pieces of my heart are missing you  ’ ‘  where did i go wrong,  i lost a friend  ’ ‘  wish i had a good girl to miss me  ’ ‘  you can hold my hand if you want to cause i wanna hold yours too  ’ ‘  you got me twisted  ’ ‘  you look so dumb right now  ’ ‘  you put on quite a show,  really had me going  ’ ‘  you reminded me of brighter days  ’ ‘  you should turn yourself around  &  come on home  ’ ‘  you’re so ugly when you cry  ’

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‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜

❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 

❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 

❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 

❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 

❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 

❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 

❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 

❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 

❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 

❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 

❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 

❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 

❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 

❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 

❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 

❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 

❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 

❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 

❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 

❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 

❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 

❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 

❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 

❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 

❛ There is no god. ❜ 

❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 

❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 

❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 

❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 

❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 

❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 

❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 

❛ I lost my period! ❜ 

❛ My poor spine. ❜ 

❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 

❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 

❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 

❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 

❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 

❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 

❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 

❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 

❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 

❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜

❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

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cssassin:

“it’s not as strong when it comes to alcohol percentage, but my caipirinha with candy floss is the BEST thing there is.”

        “   it better be as good as you say, you don’t want to see me disappointed.   “

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       this is a starter call   !!

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supernaturalguardian:

             brows pulled together at her words and his head tilted to the side slightly. would they do that ?? it doesn’t sound much like scott but then again he doesn’t entirely know him that well. exhaling softly, jordan took a step closer to the girl. “ maybe we should – go and see what they’re up to? maybe they’re trying to do something behind our backs? ”

        he has a good point, they’re probably getting themselves killed or something   .  .  .   it is scott   &   lydia after all.   “   you’re probably right.   “   there’s a momentary pause as she contemplates other things they could be doing   &   the second the thought of them hooking up comes into mind her nose scrunches in disgust. with a shake of the head cocoa irises survey the male before her   -   hard to believe he’s a hell hound really.   “   lets go.   “