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I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore
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tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball
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taylor swift's social media: bio evolution (2013-2025)
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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board
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taylor swift releases are so fun because i never for a single second wonder if i'll like her new album or not. i will. and it will irrevocably change my brain chemistry. i'm just along for the ride. tell me where you're taking me, taylor.
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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what
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once i figure out how to unclench my entire body my life will begin
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked copilot" well I asked the traffic lights and they said "I don't know"
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happy salt air and the rust on your door month to those who celebrate
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that
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