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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE | PORTRAIT DE LA JEUNE FILLE EN FEU (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma
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Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones THE DEFENDERS (2017), created by Douglas Petrie and Marco Ramirez
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Keira Knightley: [Matthew MacFadyen] is just such a nice man. I think that helps [when someone is your love interest]. I think that helps when you meet somebody [who will potentially be your cast mate] and you think, "Well, you're just lovely." And is also such an amazing actor. So, what fun. Rosamund Pike: And when he can completely mask the niceness and put it under the arrogance and standoffish-ness that Darcy appears to have. And then [you] melt. Oh, so good. Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright Matthew Macfadyen for CBS Mornings (2024) Keira Knightley and Rosamund Pike for Vanity Fair (2025)
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[...] the Tomb I will serve till the end of my days

and then see me buried

in two hundred graves.
ig: d.ill.usion
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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literary kinsey scale time
i’m just curious what mix of fiction and nonfiction the average tumblrina is consuming
#4 ?#im doing a master so im just mostly reading scientific papers but fiction will always have my heart
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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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