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Detailed NSFW asks!

What is your most tame kink, and why do you like it?

What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?

What kink are you the most embarrassed by, and why?

What kinks have you tried with other people? Did you both enjoy it?

Have you got any kinks you haven't tried yet but really want to? If so, what are they?

Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not?

A genie has granted you 3 nsfw wishes, what are you wishing for and why?

You now have a superpower of your choice, with the condition that it must be only used sexually. What power do you have and how are you using it?

You can only perform 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

You can only receive 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

What is your favourite sex toy? How do you normally use it?

What is your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?

Do you have a favourite sexual memory? If so, what is it?

Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.

Would you ever make porn of yourself? Why or why not?

What type of porn do you usually prefer (pics, videos, audio, etc), and why do you prefer it?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to give?

What is the funniest sexual thing that has happened to you or someone you know?

Is there anything completely non-sexual that always turns you on?

What was the best orgasm you've had recently? Why was it so good?

Do you have something sexual that you are really proud of? What is it?

Have you ever had an orgasm without meaning to? Describe what happened.

What is your perviest confession?

What is the most unusual place you have had an orgasm? What led to it?

What was the most recent not porn thing that made you horny?

Have you ever masturbated to something that was not porn? If so, what was it?

Do you have different tastes in sexual vs romantic partners? if so, what is different?

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? What made it inappropriate?

What is your definition of having sex?

Have you ever been naked around other people in a non sexual situation? Would you do it again, and did you enjoy it sexually?

Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

Describe your ideal romantic evening.

Describe your ideal sexual evening.

Describe your ideal sexual partners body.

Describe the ideal nude that someone could send you.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Are you satisfied with your sex life? What would you change?

What sex act do you think you are best at? Describe how you do it.

Describe how you usually masturbate.

What nearby object, that is not a sex toy, would you use to masturbate with? How would you use it?

Describe your most recent sex dream.

Describe your ideal genitalia. Is it the same for your ideal partner? If not describe theirs too.

Describe your orgasms.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Describe the most recent time you had sex.

Where on your body do you enjoy being stimulated, that is not typically used for sexual stimulation? Have you ever had an orgasm from it?

Describe your favourite nsfw body part that you have. Why is it your favourite?

What is you favourite nsfw body part on other people? Why?

Describe your body as positively as you can.

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You should train your puppy like they do with dogs, promising them treats (cumming, for example) if they do something embarrassing for you and then as the training progresses ask them to do embarrassing things every time you ask but without any treat anymore. (But baby, you don't need to cum.)

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God I love puppies who have oral fixations with a voice kink, they’re just too easy sometimes and it’s so cute. They’ll walk around all day being a brat, giving attitude when we’re around friends or biting and pawing at me for attention i’m obviously busy.

But the moment I drop my voice a few octaves and tap their chin while saying “open” they’re on their knees, eyes glazed over and panting with their tongue out waiting to have their mouth filled like the dumb mutt they were trained to be.

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I love puppy subs that are so desperate they let you do whatever you want to them.

You can drag them around, fuck their throats, use their holes, and spit in their face without worry.

They’d probably thank you, honestly.

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the masculine urge to be told to lay there and take it like a good boy

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pretty girls who manipulate me but swear they’d never because they love me too much. hitting me and then cooing as they tell me no one will love me as they do.

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A job is a stupid, meaningless thing. You should be focusing more on having gay sex

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hm. thinking about gloved hands. thinking about being slapped across the face while they have black gloves on. them putting their gloved fingers into my mouth and playing around with my tongue, as if examining me, pulling on it and making remarks about how dumb and ditsy I look right now. wrapping their hand around my throat, squeezing, feeling the fabric tighter and tighter against my skin until my vision blurs. them traveling their gloved hands down my body, squeezing at different angles, before finally stooping low enough to prod at my entrance and insert a finger or two, coating the rubber in my wetness and making me writhe against their palm at the feeling

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Wolfgang Tillmans - Chemistry Square (1992)

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Coerce your pet to keep taking bong hits until it is too nonverbally stoned to say no.

If it doesn't want to smoke, force it to kiss you so you can shotgun the smoke into its mouth.

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A little CNC between mutuals as a treat.

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you should beat the fuck out of your puppy boy every so often. yknow, for his mental health :3

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had puppy in a mating press and he came so hard he wet the bed

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a boy is kinda like a dog u can rape

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boy who lets me lay on him and pets me like a puppy