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pessimist-asshole · 30 days ago

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how it feels to see internet drama and say oh i think i actually don’t care about this

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pessimist-asshole · 30 days ago

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Is anybody else just really scared

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pessimist-asshole · 30 days ago

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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

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pessimist-asshole · 2 months ago

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It’s been months and my ass is still streaming short n sweet like it’s August 2024

#i’m still at the restaurant #none of you bitches get it #live breathe n eat this shit #this is MY album

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pessimist-asshole · 2 months ago

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I pray for a solitaire movie in the same way I pray for my family and world peace

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pessimist-asshole · 2 months ago

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in another universe 'solitaire' is a popular indie film directed by richard ayoade with a somewhat similar aesthetic to 'submarine', was shot in kent in 2011 and has 'motion picture soundtrack' by radiohead as the end credits song

#in another universe #and in my dreams

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pessimist-asshole · 2 months ago

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now i beg for a solitaire movie

#on my knees #i would do unspeakable things #alice oseman if your listening #i know u are

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pessimist-asshole · 2 months ago

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Re doing my entire bedroom should qualify as therapy of the highest level

#I’m almost done #it’s so girl #so pink #i wanna prance around #and jump on my bed #Alexa play short n sweet

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pessimist-asshole · 3 months ago

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I’ll never have Marissa Cooper’s body and that’s the real reason why I’m so mopey now

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pessimist-asshole · 3 months ago

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You said you hated her? You said she was annoying? You said that guy was a try hard?

Why are you the fakest motherfucker I’ve ever met? I meant every word I ever said so why didn’t you? Were you “friends” with me the same way you’re “friends” with every kid in our class?

#never knew how evil ppl can be #its so shocking #to look at someone at pretend i dont know my way around your house #like i didnt used to FaceTime your little brother #like we didn’t fucking shower together?#how wild is that #bizarre how ppl will justify it #but whatever right #im so over it hahahaha

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pessimist-asshole · 3 months ago

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doll parts

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pessimist-asshole · 4 months ago

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they put on pink pony club at the club and everyone’s like why are you crying…. girl how are you not overwhelmed with emotion every time you hear this song

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pessimist-asshole · 4 months ago

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apparently fucking not??? the molokai lore expands

i love watching my emotional support white women on youtube.com

#hashtag shino redemption arc #hashtag kyle is over party #hashtag rooney’s the goat

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pessimist-asshole · 4 months ago

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can anyone tell me how to get rid of this fuck ass black cat on my tl

#it’s fucking vibrating all up on my screen

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pessimist-asshole · 4 months ago

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SHE PLAYS VOLLEYBALL????? SHE PLAYS VOLLEYBALL??? I PLAY VOLLEYBALL!!!!!!!

#kristen stewart pls #just one chance #i can treat u so well #she’s so hot #so sexy #oh my

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pessimist-asshole · 4 months ago

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Everyone likes weird girls until the girl is awkward, repulsed by sex, has some form of an eating disorder and has like 431 obsessions with the most random things

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pessimist-asshole · 4 months ago

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