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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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I could fix them but whatever tf is wrong with them is way hotter.

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unfortunately i will always view demonic possession as romantic. This is because i have issues & problems

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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show of all time

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*notices my ice cream has more sprinkles than yours* how's it feel to be a sprinklet? idiot. dumbass *trips and drops my ice cream* can i have a lick of yours if you say no i'll cry

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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15..... what an age to hear a song

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where’s that post like “anyone who calls a villain monologue unrealistic has clearly never seen a famous person double down on twitter” i have a stupid joke to make

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they are so fucking dramatic

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

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99% of posters quit before they find the perfect wording no one can misunderstand

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me listening to the worst fucking music you've ever heard