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truly don't understand how anyone watched kpop demon hunters and liked the saja boys MORE than huntr/x?????? like for SO MANY reasons they pale in comparison. but it also just further proves a huge point of the movie

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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

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[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]

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Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.

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what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

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i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

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Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

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Types of linguistics posts you see online:

Linguistics content

Blatantly false etymologies

"What's the reason for German being the ugliest language alive?"

College freshman who just reinvented the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis from scratch

"I just learned my sixth language. What language should I learn next?"

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Like a bad dog

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged