Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar
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Looks may be decieving [little sponges]! This isn't a (GOD DAMN) garbage can, but my office!
yes... plenty of important [hyperlink blocked] going on in here.
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smells like rotting high heels
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What is a star? Can you eat it?
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there's really a band named oingo boingo?? i thought u guys were joking
oh danny elfman we're really in it now-
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it’s ok handbasket I’ll rescue you
People always get so excited when I show up to parties until I start fact checking the stoners on my phone.
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good dog
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reblog this post to KILL ed sheeran
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suddenly struck with intense desire to carve little things out of wood
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Yall ever just wanna eat a rock
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absolutely zero cows anywhere near my spawn so I had to import em from overseas
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