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if humans are about 96% water, does that mean we're 96% cannibals when we drink water? if you had to choose which is the better reference: creepy crawly death dealers or solanum lycipersicum?
if i may, i’m going to backfire your questions with another question: if it takes nine months for one woman to develop a baby, does that mean it would only take one month for nine women to develop a baby?
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Dan and Phil GET REAL JOBS - Job Simulator VR! (18/24) @danielhowell @amazingphil
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me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
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Important messages in Gerard Way and MCR lyrics
• it’s not love if it’s just fucking • Don’t ask a lot, and you won’t lose a lot • We don’t need no shows • Every night, there’s a chance we can walk away • Don’t give a damn about the wreck you leave in • Let’s use our magic powers with the children • It hurts, but I understand • Just keep it together somehow • We’re not just dreamers • I’m with you • You’re never facing them alone today • Take my fucking hand and never be afraid again • Think happy thoughts • You are not alone in this • We’ll go so far • I’m trying • We’ll show them all how much we mean • We’ll meet again • You’re beautiful! • We are young and we don’t care • We’ll love again, we’ll laugh again • We’ll carry on • Go and try, you’ll never break me • I won’t explain or say I’m sorry. • I’m unashamed, I’m gonna show my scar • I am not afraid to keep on living • I am not afraid to walk this world alone • Come on Angel, don’t you cry • Let me see your jazz hands • You’ve got to see what tomorrow brings • Raise your voice every single time they try to shut your mouth • You’ve got to be what tomorrow needs • Ain’t nobody gonna take my life • Ain’t nobody gonna get the best of me • Get off the ledge and drop the knife • I’ll keep you safe tonight • You can run away with me any time you want • Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun • We are not afraid, and we are not ashamed • You’ll never fight alone • The world is ugly, but you’re beautiful to me • Dry your eyes and start believing • Never let them take the light behind your eyes • Just remember you will always shine as bright • Be strong and hold my hand • Give me all you’ve got, I can take it • I’m not ashamed of what I am • There are so many special things about you
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- but I know we’ve made it this far, kid
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we don’t believe what’s on tv — twenty øne piløts
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