I’m Sam, 28, they/them, and autistic af esp. about this. been here since 2012 and now we’re all gay it’s beautiful. Follow backs from jurassic-sapphic
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the thing with the mullet is dan looks normal when he’s facing the camera and you only get dealt psychic damage when he turns to the side. but he turns to the side all the time cause that’s where phil is
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Picture this:
You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.
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Dan: You don't have to walk on eggshells around me.
Phil: I'm standing in the whole chicken coop! There are eggshells- the things I've not told you that happened today!
Dan: I don't want to know
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the builders have been in dan and phil's house for so long that common law marriage is gonna start applying to them
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it’s kinda crazy how dan and phil have somehow managed to crack the code of never really confirming their relationship because i think they could genuinely be like yeah. we’re married and we fuck. and we’d all be like “hmm. i guess yeah. somehow this feels like a normal thing for them to say tho”
#it’s genuinely an art form at this point#I think they probably watched a lot of people have couples YouTube channels and were like#um NO fuck that that sounds awful#and like what’s great about them is the relationship is never the intended focus#but it’s still THERE and I think it’s even more special to watch BECAUSE they are trying not to capitalize on it#like even with the clickbait titles that’s literally the extent of it
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Phil knows Dan so well and Dan loves it.
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“Who would talk about this with their friends?” As if me and the squad arent taking the bdsm test and comparing answers
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"hehe you're real big for like three weeks in"
why was that so fucking fond and cute this was supposed to be a cry laugh video not cry cry
#this was also my thought#and then I immediately thought FUCK these guys for making me feel positive emotions from this thing
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Oh, THIS is the hard launch!
#HAHAHHAHAHA#this is exactly what I am thinking always#there is no hard launch you stupid sluts they’re slow boiling us like a frog in a pot of water
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desperately tryign to explain to my normal nonphannie friends the intricacies of the rebrand like no u dont get it..... interactive introverts was supposed to be the end of Dan And Phil.... terrible influence was a welcome back it was a reintroduction it was a new beginning..... and now they're rebranding the gaming channel to be just Dan And Phil.... being more intentional. committing. putting a ring on it. Can anyonefucking hear me
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dapg rebrand is on the horizon
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