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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

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ROTTEN TO THE CORE.

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listening to songs i use to listen to with my roommates, and i am gonna cry about it

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there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

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guys you don't understand i love big buff horses so much

draft horses you are gods most perfectest creations

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Culture is so obsessed with the idea of lone geniuses that it doesn't really appreciate that most of the progress of science (and likely every other discipline) occurs collaboratively, in babysteps, and usually through a lot very tedious, utterly unsexy, work.

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Blueberries - Teija Lehto

Finnish, b. 1965 -

Woodcut , 43 x 60 cm.

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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

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let's tussle with mama

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Would it be okay if I just snuffled directly in your face for a bit?