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Growing potatoes is great because not only are they an incredibly easy and fairly fast-growing crop, but the sheer number of potatoes that one potato can turn into is amazing. I got a few shrivelled, wilting seed potatoes off my ommer about a year ago and now I have enouygh of them to turn them into a nice little row. The area under the orchard where I bury any supermarket potatoes that go green on me is a forest of free carbohydrates. It really feels like an Infinite Food Hack in a way that most gardening doesn't.

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bubbl 🫧

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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At some point during your 20s you lose the ability to eat a whole pizza in one sitting

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junoverse 😞

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to the centre of the city in the night, waiting for you

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I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

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*opens Baldurs Gate 3*

Baldurs Gate 3:

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Dreamed this last night

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

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being put in a blender wouldn't fix me but getting beaten flat like a chicken parm would. you know how it is.