pharaoh-exclam

[pharaoh-exclam]

Are you stupid? Or deaf? Or blind? You'll die cold and lonely without this deal. You'll get a great deal of cash. Don't you like cash? Money? Gold?

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

No you won't. You will fail. You will fail at every turn. You will crash and burn. It is inevitable. Unless you take my offer. Take. The. Deal. Be your own boss. Make your own hours. Make a lot of money. Don't you want money? You stand no chance at getting a job except what I'm offering you.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

What career options. You don't have career options, you're lying to me. You don't appreciate this at all.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

Take my offer. Become your own boss. Get rich. Do it.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

Why? Why won't you? Is it not enough? You'll be your own boss. You'll make a lot of money. Cash. Coin. Money. You'll have a lot. Don't you want money?

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[pharaoh-exclam]

Good. Oh bythewayifyoutwodon'tgetbacktomeinaweekI'llkillyoubothBYE!

(The pharaoh explodes into sand.)

'ey there, youse three. 'ow's it goin'? Youse doin' alright?

-@phil-perconti-epprbcu

Huh? What? Who are you? Yes? I guess?

Oh, that *hic* guy is Phil Perconti, I *hic* think. He's the *hic* boss of the Exclamania mafia or *hic* something.

[cough] Mafia? Exclamania [cough] has one of those?

[pharaoh-exclam]

There. Now, you two go recruit people then get back to me with half of their joining fee.

'ey there, youse three. 'ow's it goin'? Youse doin' alright?

-@phil-perconti-epprbcu

Huh? What? Who are you? Yes? I guess?

Oh, that *hic* guy is Phil Perconti, I *hic* think. He's the *hic* boss of the Exclamania mafia or *hic* something.

[cough] Mafia? Exclamania [cough] has one of those?

[pharaoh-exclam]

What was in your tomb. Is there a sphinx. From 1-10 how cool are you.

Loads of treasure, the Sphinx is a lawyer, and I'm 11/10 coolness.

[pharaoh-exclam]

diversity win: pyramid scheme guy is gay

I'm a pharaoh, and it's an MLM, not a pyramid scheme! They're different!