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Photos of American Revolutionary soldiers who lived long enough to have their photos taken. 

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Y-Y’all. Look at this. Turn on captions for better understanding.

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I’m going to describe founding fathers and some American Revolution soldiers as if they were pets at a shelter or they were being introduced by their owners to someone new. Your job is to guess who I’m talking about(I’ll add some details to my descriptions that I think the historical figure would do)

1: He’s a very loyal companion. He does a good job fighting intruders. But he absolutely hates when I brush his teeth or interact with them in any way ever. For some reason he likes to leave out at 9pm just to stare at the moon. For his size, I don’t know how he hasn’t broken the roof in yet.

2: He’s extremely excitable, and is the embodiment of a curmudgeon. He has a really short temper and cannot stand being hugged for too long. He is also extremely stubborn. He’s small, but angry.

3: He’s a whole diva and a half. His fur is really beautiful, but needs consistent maintenance. He’ll only eat premium dog kibble and snorts at me when I don’t have it. He’s very fast and lean, so if he doesn’t want to do a certain thing(ex: go to the vet), he will run out that door.

4: He’s very small and very, very shy. He gets sick often, so he cannot bark as loud as he should. It’ll take some time for him to come around, but when he does, he’s a ball of love and warmth. He’s also very smart.

5: He’s such a tall, chonky boi. He’s very smart, but will occasionally pretend not to hear you. There was one time he managed to chew through the wire covers, and he shut down my computer. He's a ladies man and has a bit of a humping issue. He needs to be kept occupied or he will find his own way to have fun, which may involve furniture, tools, and other items.

6: He’s extremely fast and is extremely smart. He is extremely territorial and will only soften up around a few other dogs(ex: The first one). He looks up to the first dog for guidance. He does well with an owner that matches his energy.

7: He was so excited when he first learned that he was crossing the Atlantic! He is extremely energetic and determined. He makes a good guard dog, but can double as a family dog when everything is safe. He comes from a wealthy family, and was given a really long name, but he responds to a much shorter nickname. He comprehends English very quickly, but does better with French!

8: He’s really silent. He often curls up in that corner over there. He always looks like he’s plotting something. His obedience and loyalty has become…conditional. For example, he’ll only obey if given some form of praise each time.

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scrunkly blorbos except they’re a nuanced dead person that you need to handle with care like a fragile package

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Lafayette’s just a happy boy :)

aides-de-camp, dog version

Someone requested Laurens with a dog(s), which I've actually been wanting to do for a very long time (even before you asked me - it's on my to-do list!), but I ended up turning the aides into dogs instead lmao - compare them to their human versions :)

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If George Washington and his sons went to Baskin-Robbins, what flavors would they get? What would they do while waiting for their ice cream

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bitchbamboo or sleepybitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

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I’m a clergy.

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

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Repost Game: Summer Camp Edition

You are being sent to a summer camp for hybrids that are half human/half animal or mythological creature(your choice)

You get on a bus that only appears around 4:30 in the morning. It is only visible to hybrids. As you get on, you take a quick glance at the bus driver, who is a cranky gargoyle that doesn’t have all day. You see all sorts of hybrids. One of them was a chameleon hybrid, who quickly camouflages the moment he saw you looking at him. The bus hyperdrives itself into a bright green portal, followed by a quick white flash. You were just in your neighborhood half a second ago, but now…? You don’t know WHERE you are. The sun is purple, the sky painted a teal, orange, and green color. You hop off, and join the other passengers, who are receiving their camp shirts, cabin numbers, and sign-up sheets. What do you write on your sheet? Repost what you fill out!

Sign-Up Sheet

Name:

Pronouns:

Are you an animal hybrid or a mythological hybrid?:

Type of Hybrid: half human/half(insert creature name here)

Powers/Abilities(if none, put N/A)

Any Powes/Abilties you need to train/control?(if none, put N/A):

Likes(if none, put N/A):

Dislikes(if none, put N/A):

Hobbies(if none, put N/A):

Important Info(ex: what you like to eat/drink anything to avoid saying or doing around you, anything that you favor, what helps calm you down, etc.):

Tagging(no pressure): @marsingtonn, @raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m, @floofyquenchiest, + anyone else

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Try this Picrew I found and see which animal you are!

Apparently, I’m a

What are you?

Click the link to find out: https://pin.it/3OGcpKIvZ

Tagging(no pressure): @marsingtonn, @raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m, @floofyquenchiest, + anyone else

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This is who I made!

Oh yeah. I made a picrew in like April and forgot to promote it 😭

Here it is. Reblog with the guys you made ig.

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Found this cat-person maker Picrew!

Link: https://pin.it/5drWg191D

@marsingtonn, @raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m, @floofyquenchiest, + anyone else

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AWWWWWW!!! @doodle-blight

Go for it, Pierce!!!

YOUR HONOR, THEY’RE IN LOOOOVEEE 💙💜

@msachillelaurosfunnels tysm for letting me fanart them 🥹 <3

I love their interactions sm theyre so sweet they gave me diabetes! /jk /pos

Johanna Mudd and Star-Spangled Hell AU belong to msachillelaurosfunnels

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fun fact: Dopamine levels will increase significantly after attacking a Nazi! Hurt Nazis Today!

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Maximeowllien Robespurre!

Siamese cat Robespierre requested by my girlfriend @anonsaintspierrist

@octavodecimo's Robespierre wig tutorial is literally so helpful! Thank you <3

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Gwash tweets would have been unreal. Or any one of them. Can you imagine?