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The juxtaposition between tommy’s defense squad and Tubbo & Molly being so deadpan is making me sob this video is so funny

Also Tommy screaming “THATS MY WIFE” multiple times and then immediately being like “yeah we’re ‘dating’🙄” someone save herrrr😭😭

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If Tom had read his fanfic, I'm sure the judge would've taken his side

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the judge's verdict in the new tom simons video

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Tubbo tweeted on his alt at 20:39 BST

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#my tummy hurts

you deserve it for posting that comparison >:(

actually though that was the exact thing i was thinking of when i saw that shot. too many feelings but clingy on top always even when they're being insane <3

Anyone else remember the first vlog where they met up and they went paddle boarding and Tommy was insisting that he could balance and do everything while Tubbo was trying to correct him and get the facts straight? And they were so little and just so happy to hang out and actually be with each other in real life. And even though they weren’t talking through a screen, they fell into their regular routine of Tom making jokes and tubbo trying to correct him to no avail. And how the end of this video, Tom was insisting that they started on bognor beach while Tubbo tries to correct him that they met on hypixel and he didn’t even live in bognor at the time while Tom keeps talking about bognor beach and where they started. Their older and changed and aren’t the same people they were, but in a way nothing really changes, nothing that truly matters will change completely

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I feel the need to say that I hate the AI summery thing that was in the chat during the premier because when I exited the full screen video and saw that the chat was “happy about tubbos friendships and that he’s no longer dating Ranboo” I had to do a double take

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And now I have to run errands like I didn’t just watch that video

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Shit man they make me so emotional

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Also this image made my stomach hurt and I wanted to scream and cry and throw up because ohhhhhhhh

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AVERAGE HARRY PULLING UP TUMBLR TUBBO X READER FOR A DIVORCE WAS NOT ON MY FUCKING BINGO CARD

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we were all thinking this

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Your honor, our defense is that we are serving absolute cunt and the opposition can’t handle the power of our joint bad bitch energy

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Also red hair!!!!

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Also can we talk about the “Tubbo x reader” bit because i had to pause the video for a second and recollect myself

AND IT WAS ON TUMBLR

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This was my Johnny Depp and Amber Heard