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i loveeee talking to writers abt there work i wanna get back into it so baddd and this one fic idea is just STUCK IN MY BRAIN GODDDD

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aww i love that i think jane is such a beautiful name and the story behind it in the fic is chefs kiss

Sweet Jane

Pairing: Joel Miller x fem!reader (plus platonic Ellie Williams x fem!reader)

Author’s note: this actually ripped my heart out and made me realize why I don’t write angst

Summary: “If I have children, I hope they live quiet lives. No fires for them. No sickness. No breaking news stories. I hope they die of old age, far from the pages of history books.” - oh, to live unremarkably by Trista Mateer [2.3k]

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, talks of child loss (reader has lost a child) teen pregnancy, tumultuous parent/child relationships, references to a sexual relationship but nothing explicit, reader is a badass because I said so, ANGST

The second you saw her, you knew this was a possibility. You knew it would happen at one point but watched your tongue. You thought it would happen in the middle of a firefight or trying to survive a horde of Infected or some other dangerous situation where you couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out of your mouth. It doesn’t. It happens on a sunny autumn day while walking away from the ravaged Kansas City. She was trying to show off or prove something to Joel when she tried to run forward without warning. It came out as a gasp as you grabbed her backpack and yanked her back before her foot could slip off the ledge of a cliff. Your heart pounded as you gripped her like you were waiting for her to start falling again. She mumbled a quick sorry before you let her go. She didn’t try to run forward again after that.

She waits longer than you expected to ask about it. After you set up camp for the night and cook whatever Joel decided, Ellie looks at you and asks, “who’s Jane?” Joel’s brows furrow at the question, and your chest tightens. “You called me Jane earlier.“

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i refuse to cry omw to work but jesus christ

Sweet Jane

Pairing: Joel Miller x fem!reader (plus platonic Ellie Williams x fem!reader)

Author’s note: this actually ripped my heart out and made me realize why I don’t write angst

Summary: “If I have children, I hope they live quiet lives. No fires for them. No sickness. No breaking news stories. I hope they die of old age, far from the pages of history books.” - oh, to live unremarkably by Trista Mateer [2.3k]

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, talks of child loss (reader has lost a child) teen pregnancy, tumultuous parent/child relationships, references to a sexual relationship but nothing explicit, reader is a badass because I said so, ANGST

The second you saw her, you knew this was a possibility. You knew it would happen at one point but watched your tongue. You thought it would happen in the middle of a firefight or trying to survive a horde of Infected or some other dangerous situation where you couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out of your mouth. It doesn’t. It happens on a sunny autumn day while walking away from the ravaged Kansas City. She was trying to show off or prove something to Joel when she tried to run forward without warning. It came out as a gasp as you grabbed her backpack and yanked her back before her foot could slip off the ledge of a cliff. Your heart pounded as you gripped her like you were waiting for her to start falling again. She mumbled a quick sorry before you let her go. She didn’t try to run forward again after that.

She waits longer than you expected to ask about it. After you set up camp for the night and cook whatever Joel decided, Ellie looks at you and asks, “who’s Jane?” Joel’s brows furrow at the question, and your chest tightens. “You called me Jane earlier.“

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me the entire time while reading this the angst just grabs you by the heart strings and drags you around like you owe it money

“But the horror… The horror was for love. The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. It is monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all.” - Lucille Sharpe

“This is a story about love. That is not a good thing.” - Craig Mazin

In September 2003, you have a five-year-old, two jobs, one degree, and one deadly outbreak. By September 2010, you’d make it to Boston, and meet Joel and Tess. They don’t ask and you don’t tell them what happened in those seven years. You wouldn’t for several more years. Except, what exactly did happen to turn you from a young mother to a ruthless killer willing to do anything to survive?

Don’t Blame Me [5.0k]

Ptolemaea [3.8k]

It Will Come Back [3.3k]

Me and the Devil [3.9k]

It’s a shame that we’re not soul mates [5.0k]

Smoke Signals [3.5k]

Please Leave a Light on When You Go [1.3k]

United in Grief [1.8k]

Eight [2.2k]

Extras:

Please, Let Me Go: 2006 [1.1k]

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Lestat in The Thing Lay Still

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i wanna be your lover | joel miller

pairing/AU: 70s!pornstar!joel miller x inexperienced!female reader

summary: miserable after losing your job, your friend drags you out to a club to dance away your sadness. on the dancefloor you meet a handsome stranger, who then whisks you away into his fantasy world as his assistant for his porn career. what happens when the lines get blurred?

warnings: this is an 18+ fic so mdni! reader is 23, joel is in his early 30s, swearing, misogyny (bc of the times™), accuracies and inaccuracies about the 70s, drinking of alcohol, smoking of cigarettes (it’s the 70s alright), mentions of a bad previous sexual encounter and losing your virginity, use of pet names, porn (obviously lmao), sextoys, only one bed, oral (f receiving), fingering, praise kink, unprotected sex (don’t do it!!), no use of y/n

a/n: i had fun with this one, but it turned out to be longer than i first intended. i hope people will like it still! also big thank you to @dustydaddyyy​, for proofreading this <3 happy reading! <3

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Under a pink and orange Los Angeles sky, your platforms clicked against the sidewalk. Day left an hour ago, dipping behind the green hills of Laurel Canyon. Walking down The Strip, arms linked with your friend Deborah, the street bustled in the awakening night. Music spilled from clubs and bars, seducing the dressed-up crowd passing by this Friday night.

“Do a little dance, make a little love,”

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Rumour Has It

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Social Media x Gossip Girl AU

Masterlist

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Part one

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The Only One Masterlist

Bucky Barnes x Reader Social Media AU

Summary: You’re the head engineer of Stark Industries (and Peter Parker’s older sister) and close friends with the avengers. You’ve always had a crush on one James Barnes, however what happens when someone from your past comes in right as Bucky starts to reciprocate your feelings?

Warnings: alcohol usage, smoking of the marijuana, language, angst

TWITTER PROFILES

Chapter One (4/5)

Chapter Two (4/7)

Chapter Three (4/9)

Chapter Four (4/11)

Chapter Five (4/13)

Chapter Six (4/15)

Chapter Seven (4/17)

Chapter Eight (4/19)

Chapter Nine (4/21)

Chapter Ten (4/23)

Chapter Eleven (4/25)

Chapter Twelve (4/27)

Epilogue - Chapter Thirteen (4/29)

Epilogue - Chapter Fourteen (4/30)

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me reading after reading a fic completely ignoring the angst warnings: heart ❤️ been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤷‍♀️what to believe 💭, yeah 👍 mama 👩🏻 said it’s my fault 👎

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WORK IN PROGRESS

in which your dad’s best friend is many things, being a good fuck is one of them.

warnings: includes dadsbestfriend!bucky, blowjob, major daddy kink, fingering, cock warming, ruined orgasm, age gap, thigh-riding, semi-public sex, car sex, sexting, dirty talk, underage drinking, swearing, and unprotected sex (not recommended) very mature themes. 18+

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CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER SIX

CHAPTER SEVEN

CHAPTER EIGHT

CHAPTER NINE

CHAPTER TEN

CHAPTER ELEVEN

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Paws and Pins (social media au)

In which Bucky runs into the owner of the animal shelter across the street from his shop.

pairing: tattoo artist!Bucky x reader

warnings: language, dumbassery,

a/n: this is my first social media au and it’s been in my drafts for awhile now as i’ve been nervous to post it 😂. i hope i do this justice!!

if you’d like to be tagged just ask!

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The Only Exception || Masterlist

Bucky Barnes x reader (soulmate AU)

Summary: Humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. A lesson that taunted Bucky Barnes his whole life. Perhaps it was why he refused to believe in it. He couldn’t afford to. Then you came into his life to challenge his fears to their deepest degrees, not once, but twice. Whether he liked it or not. 

Warnings: Angst. Lots of angst. A sprinkle of fluff. Unrequited love (in the beginning). PTSD. War time mentions. Trauma mentions. 40s!Bucky. 2024!Bucky. Soulmate AU. Injury. Mentions of violence.

A/N: A mini-series! Originally made for @cake-writes​‘s 40s Challenge and morphed into this mini-series of just 6 parts. Bucky kinda wiggled his way through this and it was an absolute delight to explore his growth. He’s such a deep character that I just had to expand on it to give him the proper justice he deserves instead of rushing his need to heal. Hope you enjoy this journey as well! (Also, yes. The title does come from THAT Paramore song <3)

A new part every Sunday!

Quote Prompt: “We can do it!” - wartime slogan (Rosie the Riveter)

Δ Pt. 1: We Can Do It Δ Pt. 2: Cursing at The Wind Δ Pt. 3: Love Never Lasts Δ Pt. 4: Worth the Risk Δ Pt. 5: Tight Grip on Reality Δ Pt. 6: Believing

Moodboard credit goes to @writingsoftheloser​, thank you my marshmallow!!

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Bucky Barnes Masterlist

Last Updated: December 17th, 2019

Note: Here you can find all my works for Barnes & Noble.

* - Smut (18+)

Headcanons

Thigh Riding Bucky*

Dog Dad Bucky

Bucky leaving bruises on you*

Oneshots

Neon Signs* - You’re injured during a mission, then stuck with Bucky in a motel for the night.

Sober Thoughts - Drunk!Bucky has some things on his mind.

Read Me (Like a Book)* - Bucky knows how to distract you. 

Midnight Hour* - Late night lovin’ and tacos with your best man.

To Build A Home - An empty home full of memories.

Songs - Bucky and you go through your song journal.

Private Party* - Sneaking out of a party has never sounded so fun.

To Love a Soldier* - Bucky gets some bad news (40s!Bucky).

Must be Good to You* - All about the blow and the job.

Oceans - Nine words used to describe the ocean over the course of yours and Bucky’s relationship.

Mistletoe - Bucky’s three feelings towards Christmas.

NYE Drabble* - Bucky gets handsy while you’re trying to get ready.

Black Lines* - You get a secret tattoo. Bucky’s thirsty for tattoos.

Stressed and Well-Dressed* - Bucky’s kind of in love with a dress you bought. He decides to do something about it.

Pillows - Bucky can’t sleep.

Midnight* - You can’t sleep.

Series

Thanda, Uthando (Complete)* - After waking up in Wakanda, Bucky finds a new home in more ways than one.

Timeless (WIP / ON HOLD)* -  You fell in love in the 30s, lost each other in the 40s and found one another in a new century. They say true love can withstand the test of time, but when all you have is forever, and with your penchant to run away, will love be enough?

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All of these are x reader unless stated otherwise

18+ indicates smut

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Masterlist

(1) New Message (Social Media AU) [In progress]

(1) New Message from Unknown Number - Y/N is drunk and can’t remember her ex’s number.

(2) New Messages from Bonky - Bucky and Y/N text some more and they finally meet for the first time.

(3) New Messages from Babe - Y/N meets Steve and Sam. Bucky has a feeling he’ll regret it.

Watermelon Sugar (College AU) [In progress]

I’ll Hold You to That - There’s a new message from a stranger in her DMs, but what does he want from her and why exactly is he so freaking cute?

The Duck Debacle - Bucky is trying to finish writing an essay, but Y/N has other plans.

Breathe with Me [Complete]

Bucky is hurt during a mission and it looks worse than it actually is.

Adore You [Complete] 

Bucky is too drunk to function. That’s it. That’s the plot.

A Queen’s Love (Royal AU) [Complete]

Y/N has been Queen for five years when she is suddenly faced with the prospect of having to marry soon. Yet she can’t forget the love of her life, which she had to leave for the stability of the Crown and her Family.