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Top/Bottom energy

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

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gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now

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uahhhhh (mouths you lovingly)

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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plaese do you have pics of the wolfbulls

YES THEYRE SO WEIRD LOOKING

they were from a pair of surrendered wolves intended to be used for illegal breeding and the female arrived pregnant but when she had puppies they were like wtf these are lab puppies???? and later they found out she had been around the owners pit bull.

theyre from Mission Wolf in colorado

this is batman

this is another one. his sister i think?

its so crazy how they look so doglike but just ever so slightly scarier and unsettling

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temple at the end of the road

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green world // talladega national forest, august 2024

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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Tension