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Taking my sidekick with me on a heist but they just start biting the armed robber and I don't know where to go from there

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Nurse Joys are the backbone of our society

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Sometimes you need a secret identity so that you don't end up with a whole city's worth of people angrily busting down your front door because of some else's giant wailord.

I get why people have secret identities but it's just so easy not having one. No lies or secrets, no ducking out of dinners or missing meet ups and having to come up with excuses later, fear of losing my job or failing a class. So easy.

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🖤 • Do you hold a grudge against someone? If so, what for?

I mean, yeah, I'm a person. I hold grudges all the time, even if I can't remember why. Or against who.

Sometimes I think Metagross has a grudge or something against me. Which I guess is okay, considering I found his burst heart in a trash pile and, uh, tactically retreated with it.

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Some days I really don't like fusing

Sometimes I see...ghosts. or a ghost. Always the same one, staring right through me. I'm not sure why, but it makes me wanna cry.

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🔎: last 5 search queries

Private investigators Phenac City

Missing persons list

Phenac City crime blotter

Scizor in Orre

Paldean Potato tortilla recipe

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💔 • If you could erase any one memory that you've ever had, would you? If so what memory would it be?

None!! I have so few memories as it is! My brain's been fried since I woke up in Orre, so I've really only got about two years worth of memories anyways.

If I had to choose, I guess I would get rid of when I had a light rail car thrown at me and got stuck under it??

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

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//ooc NEW ASK GAME JUST DROPPED!!!//

❤️ • If you could try any food from another region, what would it be? What's your favorite food from your home region?

🧡 • You meet Jirachi and it gives you three wishes, what do you wish for? (Only stipulations are no wishing for infinite wishes, the ability to wish for infinite wishes, no killing, and no ressurection.)

💛 • You get one billion pokedollars! What do you do with them?

💚 • If you could have any pokémon typing/type combo what type(s) would you be? (Bonus: If you could use four moves as well which ones would you pick?)

💙 • Do you have a memory that you'll cherish forever? What is it?

💜 • If you could become the 'chosen' of any Legendary or Mythical Pokemon which one would you choose and why? (If you are already a chosen, how did you meet your patron legendary?)

💗 • If Dialga gave you the ability to go back in time and change one thing in your life, what would it be?

🤍 • What alignment would you say you are? (Lawful good, chaotic neutral, etc)

🖤 • Do you hold a grudge against someone? If so, what for?

💔 • If you could erase any one memory that you've ever had, would you? If so what memory would it be?

// Remember to send an ask to who you reblog from!! :] //

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Gyarados should be allowed to commit every crime

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I was like "damn aren't those the guys who lost a brother, blusix got eaten by a gyarados right" so I looked it up and apparently it was some guy who dressed up as blusix to commit the perfect crime, while blusix was literally in jail, and then got eaten by a gyarados when he dove into the harbor. What the fuck is up with orre?

Why is it always "why would someone dress up as Blusix to commit a crime" and not "where did this guy get such an accurate and convincing Blusix cosplay"? I can tell you from experience that sorta thing does NOT come cheap. Especially those dorky helmets.

Just wait 'til you hear about the man that tried to become Emperor of Orre with nothing but a Magmar and a cannon. That happened last year!

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Welcome tto the clown house!!

Anyways which part of this statement left you confused?

Sometimes being a superhero is fun! People give you food or free medical care or compliment your outfit.

But sometimes. SOMETIMES you learn that your upstairs neighbors have been (illegally!!) keeping a wild Wailmer in their bathtub for six months. And SOMETIMES that Wailmer gets pissed, evolves into a 22 meter Wailord, and uses WATER SPOUT, destroying THREE APARTMENT COMPLEXES and flooding east Phenac.

Long story short I'm done levitating a huge ass Wailord into the harbor until the doctor gives it a clean bill of health. Please excuse any inconveniences.

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so, obviously world devourer with sharpened teeth is the president. which of your rogues gallery is geodude penis incident?

Okay so both the President and Dr. Gram are obs the "world devouring" type, but the rock type mutuals GOTTA be Ratman, those Team Evolution creeps, and mf BROWSIX

Ratman would post it as a Sentreddit like "What are the known benefits of accidentally crushing your thang" and make it into some weird health thing for the rich

Honestly I have no clue what's up with Team Evolution. They freak me out a lil.

Resix if you're reading this I know I promised never to make fun of your brothers but. Dead serious this man threw a Slakoth at me and called it a ground type. I think that officially makes Browsix a himbo.

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Hes guarding the hotel room

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logging on 2 rotomblr like

mutual 1: I am the harbinger of all evils. I devour the weak without the need of sharpened teeth. I have become death, destroyer of worlds.

mutual 2: m.y rock type.. bonked my Bals. my peebis hurpt. guys my penif

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Sometimes being a superhero is fun! People give you food or free medical care or compliment your outfit.

But sometimes. SOMETIMES you learn that your upstairs neighbors have been (illegally!!) keeping a wild Wailmer in their bathtub for six months. And SOMETIMES that Wailmer gets pissed, evolves into a 22 meter Wailord, and uses WATER SPOUT, destroying THREE APARTMENT COMPLEXES and flooding east Phenac.

Long story short I'm done levitating a huge ass Wailord into the harbor until the doctor gives it a clean bill of health. Please excuse any inconveniences.