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schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

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Ok, consider: Moia in a better outfit 

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a mahjarrat oc? that’s a bit cringe, isn’t it dearie?

yes yes, i know. more info under the cut

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Sliske: *Does the shadow vision thing* “Well, that’s interesting…”

Me, years later: WHAT’S INTERESTING?????

Sliske: I don’t want to collect you any more, silly, you’re already mine!

Me, years later: *screaming* WHAT DOES THAT MEAN SLISKE?!?!?!?!

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chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

World Guardian Reblog Game!

Copy/paste and bold your wg’s virtues: chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

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The shitpost answer

The actual answer

Runescape OC Game!

Reblog with one song that could be their background music to the 6th age so far.

For Blaire it would be Clem Snide’s Jews for Jesus Blues.

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every god post-endgame: 🦀🦀 SLISKE IS GONE !! 🦀🦀 sliske inside the world guardian: I SLIPPED MYSELF INTO YOUR GREATEST ASSET!! sliske: STILL YOU HAVE TO PROVE WHY MORTAL LIFE IS IMPORTANT TO JAS!!  sliske:  🦀🦀 THE GREAT REVISION IS COMING!  🦀🦀

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This week I want you all to see this plushie of Rue that I made. She’s such a cute little dragon, I absolutely adore her design!

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THE GRIND NEVER STOPS.

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Next up is the glorious bird god… Armadyl! 

Who’s up next?

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It also sucks because Linza has so much fucking health! And its not like you can use barrows amulets on her like you could on Akrisae so a run ends up taking so long

The fact that the common drops aren’t really worth much anymore (except blood runes iirc) doesn’t help morale either

god rolling through the wiki and being reminded of what an absolute mess the drop calculation at the barrows brothers is is a trip

the initial mathematical goofery is bad enough but what they did with linza was just… out there

IMAGINE HAVING A DROP MECHANIC WHERE YOU’VE GOT A 1/192 CHANCE JUST TO ACCESS THE DROP TABLE

NOT A DROP ITSELF

JUST TO ROLL THE DAMN TABLE

the actual fucking items are 1/960

no wonder graverobber took so long to happen lord

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Top 10 Runescape NPCs That Are Sluts

1.) Sliske 2.) Sliske 3.) Sliske 4.) Sliske 5.) Sliske 6.) Sliske 7.) Sliske 8.) Sliske 9.) Sliske 10.) Sliske

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Huevember Day 28: When your half-brother is up to some end-of-the-world shenanigans so you put on a cozy sweater, get some booze, and wait it out.

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WG Reblog Game

Where would your wg fall on this alignment chart

blaire is firmly not if i die for you first

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GET A LOAD OF THESE MAD CLOWNS

Notable voice clips? Check. Absolutely bopping theme? Check. A love of throwing intricate curvy blade weapons? Check. Being madder than a box of rocks and kinda murdery? Check. Yep, Jevil and Gregorovic are made of the same energy and I love them both so!

(thanks to @pheonixia-nocturne for motivating me to finish it by beating me to the punch srs it was so good)