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Tag the OC that has a plant name

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2 and 3 for cursed asks

2. Who in your cont would have been a member of the Superwholock fandom

I wanna say maybe Forestock? Gaihawk would also like Sherlock, he likes a good brainy man.

3. Who in your cont would have simped for the Onceler?

Hmm... This is hard because I don’t really see the appeal and usually simping of a character is me projecting 😂 I’m going to go with... Arcee? I feel like SG Arcee would be a gold digger the onceler’s rich right

Alrighty, going in with the questions I barely know stuff about 😂 I’ve only watched Sherlock, and I’ve only read the Lorax like once a while ago (never watched the movie)

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if anyone pinches phern or wingshot for st patty’s imma be so confused

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17 and 8 for the cursed asks

Cursed Asks

8. Who in your cont would want to kiss IDW Overlord?

Hm... Maybe Rodimus? He has horrible taste, after all. Ratchet would, but it wouldn’t be sparkfelt at all.

17. Who has the biggest lips?

Still Overlord, hehe. Mostly the changes are the Cons are not as pointy, and the Bots are pointier and sharper, but many still keep key character features.

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Cont Questions that Precisely Nobody asked for: Cursed Edition

For all your extremely cursed ask needs!

Special thanks to @sleeveev and @voidwingsprime or some of the questions here! This ask meme is for particularly cursed asks, either to the characters or creator of an original continuity, or AU. This is designed for Transformers continuities, but can be used for any project really.

1. Who in your cont has the worst taste in men?

2. Who in your cont would have been a member of the Superwholock fandom

3. Who in your cont would have simped for the Onceler?

4. Best guess for who’d be a tumblr sexyman in your cont

5. What bizarre fandom discourse would spawn as a result of your cont

6. Kiss, marry, kill for X, Y, Z

7. Who in your cont is most likely to own a body pillow and of whom

8. Who in your cont would want to kiss IDW Overlord

9. Who in your cont genuinely thinks TFP Starscream is attractive

10. Who is most likely to commit adultery

11. Who would send the Navy Seal copypasta in ironically

12. Who in your cont would write RPF

13. Who can quote the entire Bee Movie script with no hesitation

14. Who in-universe is considered to have the best thighs

15. Who Naruto runs

16. Who genuinely ships Reylo

17. Who has the biggest lips

18. Who simps for celebrities

19. Who thirsts for the most unattractive jerks for the most incomprehensible reasons

20. Who doesn’t chug their respect women juice and instead dumps it down the drain

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SG Guyhawk (Always going by Gaihawk) is a total nerd that is constantly ignored until he joins Nessa’s family.... well they also ignore him but Nessa is nice to him

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Parts Asks

Spark - Are you sparkborn, cold constructed, or forged?

T-Cog - If you could transform into anything, what would it be?

Optics - Talk about your earliest memory of the war.

Brain Module - What is one thing you’ve done that you would like to forget?

FIM Chip - Do you like engex? Do you imbibe frequently or not much at all?

Faction Insignia - What faction are you? Do you regret that choice?

Hands - What was your job before the war? If you’re warforged, what would you want to do?

Pedes - If you could go anywhere in the universe, where would it be?

Innermost Energon - What thing could you not live without?

Dentae - Do you have any mineral additives you like in your energon?

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They hug back to the best of their ability.

*Hands Nickel a mute child, aka SG Forestock*

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Little happy chirps at him! <”Hello Forestock, dear!”>

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[Hi Mom!] they sign.

*Hands Nickel a mute child, aka SG Forestock*

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Little happy chirps at him! <”Hello Forestock, dear!”>

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Nessa does just that, scooping up Minimus with careful ease. “Like this?”

Nessa holds out a bouquet of flowers almost as big as Minimus himself, in pink that matched Minimus, and yellow that matched Nessa.

“Happy Sparkmates- er- Happy Valentine’s day!”

Minimus gasped, covering his mouth with a servo, delighted. With a chuckle at the sheet size of the bouquet, the minibot made an attempt to take it in both servos. While he could hold it’s weight with no trouble, it was something of a challenge to grip onto it. He halfway gave up, and laid one of his servos on top of the one Nessa held the bouquet with.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” he said in return. “Thank you.”

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“Great!! I have no idea what to do next!” Nessa declares.

Nessa holds out a bouquet of flowers almost as big as Minimus himself, in pink that matched Minimus, and yellow that matched Nessa.

“Happy Sparkmates- er- Happy Valentine’s day!”

Minimus gasped, covering his mouth with a servo, delighted. With a chuckle at the sheet size of the bouquet, the minibot made an attempt to take it in both servos. While he could hold it’s weight with no trouble, it was something of a challenge to grip onto it. He halfway gave up, and laid one of his servos on top of the one Nessa held the bouquet with.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” he said in return. “Thank you.”

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“Sorry- I didn’t realize they were gonna be that big,” Nes says sheepishly. “So um... Will you be my Valentine?”

Nessa holds out a bouquet of flowers almost as big as Minimus himself, in pink that matched Minimus, and yellow that matched Nessa.

“Happy Sparkmates- er- Happy Valentine’s day!”

Minimus gasped, covering his mouth with a servo, delighted. With a chuckle at the sheet size of the bouquet, the minibot made an attempt to take it in both servos. While he could hold it’s weight with no trouble, it was something of a challenge to grip onto it. He halfway gave up, and laid one of his servos on top of the one Nessa held the bouquet with.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” he said in return. “Thank you.”

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Happy Valentine’s day, here’s a list of muses and shipping capabilities :)

All are available for nsfw unless specified otherwise

Gay Muses (Males Only):

Pharma, Lon, Vos, Creed*

*Creed is the child of Drift and Wing, he is NOT of age

Lesbian Muses (Females Only):

Phern, Anhelico*

*Anhelico is the sister of Ratchet

Bisexual Muses (Any, Bots only):

Ambulon, Evacuo, Ratchet, Amaxo

Pansexual Muses (Any, Any Species)

Amble, Hot Rod, Rodimus Prime, Luximus Unica, Viridimus Unica, Wing, Hikouki*, Deathsaurus, Nessa, Copper, Reifen**

*Hikouki is the child of Deadlock and Wing (Is of age), **Reifen is the creation of Ratchet

Asexual Muses (Platonic Only):

Nekonius*, Winglock, Forestock (SG)

*Nekonius is the child of Deathsaurus and Vos

No Shipping

Skywarp, Tungsten, Fiberius

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Nessa smiles. Oh my, what a set of fangs!

“Whatever makes you happy!”

Send 🌶 to learn what my muse thinks is hot about yours - @pherns Nessa :3c

“I’d say the height, but that’s an obvious one for me. Your color scheme is lovely. I love seeing bright colors on a mech, it’s so appealing. The combination too — it’s not just things slapped together. Verrry pretty.”

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“You would be absolutely gorgeous- not that you aren’t already!” Nessa squeaks.

Send 🌶 to learn what my muse thinks is hot about yours - @pherns Nessa :3c

“I’d say the height, but that’s an obvious one for me. Your color scheme is lovely. I love seeing bright colors on a mech, it’s so appealing. The combination too — it’s not just things slapped together. Verrry pretty.”

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Nessa’s cheeks go pink. “Well I mean... Kind of?”

“I think it would still work!” Nessa declares.

Send 🌶 to learn what my muse thinks is hot about yours - @pherns Nessa :3c

“I’d say the height, but that’s an obvious one for me. Your color scheme is lovely. I love seeing bright colors on a mech, it’s so appealing. The combination too — it’s not just things slapped together. Verrry pretty.”