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u know another very funny thing about The Owl House is that they never actually explain in full what a Grimwalker is. like when the reveal drops Luz is like 'what's a Grimwalker' and Belos is like 'mind your fucking business' and then they never really come back to it.

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the romantic tension between the blood related parent and the found parent is so fucking crazy gotta be one of my favorite ship dynamics

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Secret Santa Misunderstanding

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what it toh palismen where alebrijes (i love these critters so much)

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Happy two year anniversary to me Staring At My TV In Complete And Utter Dumbfoundedness as it was revealed that Emperor Belos was, in fact Philip Wittebane, just as I had theorized

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ok fine maybe i DID come back wrong. what are you going to do about it. kill me? put me back in the ground? after all this effort? all this pain and suffering only to find out bringing me back wasn't worth it after all? you worked so hard. are you going to waste all of that just because im not what you wanted? just because i belong only to myself? are you going to let me pick out my own coffin

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pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

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Day 25: Fav Theory

Based on Hunter's eye color and nose shape, we can deduce that, since nobody else in the show has magenta eyes and eyes were such a prominently featured picture on the grimwalker page, that Hunter must be a grimwalker. Since Hunter has a hook nose, he must be a grimwalker clone of the brother! And look at how tiny Belos's pointed ears are! He must've cut them and, it'd be real funny if his nose got broken from getting punched in the face, but that's completely hypothetical. Anyway, his nose, matches Philip's AND HE HAS A PONYTAIL and was using a PHILIPS SCREWDRIVER!!!

And, oh god, it's so tragic how he must've accidentally killed his brother at Eclipse lake, since there's another set of footprints that are identical to his own in the journal entry. No wonder he made Hunter. He just wanted to be with his brother again!

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Day 25: Fav Theory

Based on Hunter's eye color and nose shape, we can deduce that, since nobody else in the show has magenta eyes and eyes were such a prominently featured picture on the grimwalker page, that Hunter must be a grimwalker. Since Hunter has a hook nose, he must be a grimwalker clone of the brother! And look at how tiny Belos's pointed ears are! He must've cut them and, it'd be real funny if his nose got broken from getting punched in the face, but that's completely hypothetical. Anyway, his nose, matches Philip's AND HE HAS A PONYTAIL and was using a PHILIPS SCREWDRIVER!!!

And, oh god, it's so tragic how he must've accidentally killed his brother at Eclipse lake, since there's another set of footprints that are identical to his own in the journal entry. No wonder he made Hunter. He just wanted to be with his brother again!

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brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!

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Quick lyric comic to “The moon will sing” by The Crane Wives! Wittebane angst hits hard today 👉🏻👈🏻

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"the grimwalker subplot in toh was unnecessary and brought nothing to the narrative and-" listen man i don't CARE i do not CARE belos obsessively trying to recreate his dead brother willingly reliving his worst memory over and over again because he cannot accept that his most beloved person can have a life beyond their relationships because he is so fucking self-centered is the most interesting plot not only in toh but in the all history of disney animation. you guys just Don't Get It and also hate fun. yeah. sorry

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No I will not apologize for the continued Nimona spamming. No I will never stop making Owl House memes.

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pearl steven universe meets lilith owl house

virgo showdown: lilith is thrilled to meet a woman who is even less mentally sound than her. they’re weird about shitty infomercial cleaning supplies, your honor.