say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness
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Sex in the car while it's raining ,,,, SEX IN THE CAR WHILE ITS RAINING !!!!!
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Date night: One hand around your throat, the other up your skirt.
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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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“stop liking my posts! this isn’t instagram! re-blog them!!!”
me using the like button as a form of bookmarking: 👁️👄👁️
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975) dir. by Sidney Lumet
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imagine preparing a meal w your lover in the home y’all made into a sanctuary together and you’re chopping up some vegetables or stirring a pot and you feed them a carrot or gently spoon some soup in their mouth to check if it needs more salt.. ... . ... yea .love is real i promise
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Perfect Sense (2011)
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talk to any electrician and you'll find that their job is essentially the closest plane of experience to "person whose job it is to have sex with your house" that we currently possess as a species
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