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it's almost impressive how much a Dan Howell Endorsement(TM) brings about horrendous opinions. anyways who's gonna tell dan about johnny greenwood's zionist ass
dan not wanting to say kanye is his fave musical artist so saying radiohead instead... who's gonna tell him about thom yorke's zionist ass 😭😭
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i obviously knew this already but it is abundantly clear that someone whose big political stance is "things will get better once the old people die out," as though the world just gets more tolerant on its own with time, just isn't actually politically involved whatsoever. that stance means nothing. and the capitalist lester bit is only funny up to a point — congrats on your sponsorship to pay your mortgage on your custom house, good on you, what about the trans people and trans organisations in dire need of help. which you know about!!! since you put it in your tiktok video title!! ah right sorry you're only here to distract, not to help. urgh whatever. fucking whatever
kind of crazy to mention the current political climate in your title as a uk youtuber but then not expand upon that at all whatsoever or use your platform meaningfully. but hey thanks for that retweet
#pissing me off!#my biggest obstacle to being in person-focused fandom has always been that at some point#a line gets crossed where the time investment doesnt make sense anymore compared to real life#and what happens in that real life.#get involved in local queer orgs if you can they matter more than ever
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kind of crazy to mention the current political climate in your title as a uk youtuber but then not expand upon that at all whatsoever or use your platform meaningfully. but hey thanks for that retweet
#dan and phil#dnp#havent been active here because great transgender things have been happening in my life#and i know their politics have always been shaky anyways but man. mannnnn#you cant even write your own tweet#cant organise a fundraiser in the face of urgent discrimination carried out by your government#im still clearly pissed about dan framing their palestinian fundraiser as 'for the kids' so it was 'impossible to be mad at'#as though if it was for adults it would be controversial. fuck you!!!!#making a whole stand up show about politics without an ounce of political spine girl whatever.
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dnp: so we're gonna spill our JUICIEST SECRETS, the HOTTEST GOSSIP you've ever wanted to hear, we'll spill EVERYTHING!!!!!! 😈🔥🔞🥵‼️🔥💣😱
dnp: so when i was 12 a girl i didnt like, didnt like me either and she let me know i guess
#hilarious to me to act so scandalized about a body count question#like youre doing a raunchy drinking game. this is to be expected
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happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.
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BABY CUT ME OPEN! um, jennifer? - cut me open // danandphilCRAFTS - slime
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saw (2004, james wan) // terrible influence: the tour (2025, dan and phil)
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okay now that the tit livestream is over i'll stop gatekeeting this joke. after phantwerp i told my sibling (who had to listen to me explain why i thought dan and phil shared the tatinof tour bus bed when i was 15) that dan and phil admitted to sharing the tatinof tour bus bed in their new tour and he said wow. maybe next tour they'll admit to sharing a house together
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can they shut up about putting a ring on it please and thank you
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conclave if it fucked
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like there are details in the captions like "*pheople cheering*" as a reference to what dan just said so this was clearly somewhat proofread and not entirely auto-generated. yet there's typos and punctuation fuck ups and homophone mix ups. frustrating!!! accuracy first fun details second when it comes to subtitles
it's one thing for their youtube videos to have bad captions but for a paid stream of a pre-recorded show... come on lads
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oh wow yeah they're really just humping about it huh
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it's one thing for their youtube videos to have bad captions but for a paid stream of a pre-recorded show... come on lads
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all the hundreds of hours of Skype calls that we’ve had, have made me eight million times happier.
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dragon city i have never said anything bad about you in my entire LIFE
#i have said many bad things about dragon city and will keep saying them but this is very very funny#i wonder how much youtubers get to weigh in for designs and stuff#dhar mann has multiple dragons in this damn game to be 100% clear.#but yeah i wonder like. do they get a pitch from designers and so on. do they get a list of types and attacks and get to pick#anyways. please dont pay real life money to get this dragon the entire app is a walking gambling addiction made to take money from kids#and they have so many racist ass dragon designs im serious please dont pay money for this. please
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