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job training videos when u work in a kitchen is so embarrassing i don’t need to watch three different 10 minute videos explaining how to wash my hands i know what soap is🙁

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

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guys he got in the car crash that gives u autism 😔🙏

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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hey guys so funny story-

the thing that i really dont get about the watcher situation is that the subscription costs the same as the lowest tier on their patreon. those who are willing/able to pay for their content have mostly already subscribed to the patreon, spending up to £20ish. i feel like this is just going to cause a net loss for them as most people wont be willing or able to pay for patreon + the subscription leading them to lose out on both their regular watchers but also their patreon subscribers--ESPECIALLY the higher tier subscribers. idk if im wording this poorly but damn its just such a stupid business move i fear

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my favourite thing in the whole wide world is creating a normal post and then using the notes as a completely unrelated diary entry

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the thing that i really dont get about the watcher situation is that the subscription costs the same as the lowest tier on their patreon. those who are willing/able to pay for their content have mostly already subscribed to the patreon, spending up to £20ish. i feel like this is just going to cause a net loss for them as most people wont be willing or able to pay for patreon + the subscription leading them to lose out on both their regular watchers but also their patreon subscribers--ESPECIALLY the higher tier subscribers. idk if im wording this poorly but damn its just such a stupid business move i fear

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study leave is great i’ve spent the last 8 hours sitting on the most uncomfortable chair in my house writing one paragraph then “rewarding” myself by going on twitter for three hours

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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just realized i never shared this wip on here. working on it rn n wondering if i should add color or keep it b/w but we’ll see

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fellas i didn’t realise this until AFTER i accepted my uni offer but turns out im doing a masters 😭😭😭

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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it