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this is how it feels to be childless and unmarried in work meetings btw:

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yall ever had a dirty soda? it’s so good omg
#at work instead of giving us raises they gave us a pop up dirty soda bar#it’s coke and coconut creamer basically
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broke down and got a new phone
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[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The best times of your life have not yet been lived. Lucky Numbers 41, 36, 22, 51, 39, 34 Back: August, Chinese text 八 (bā) 月 (yuè)]
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had to bring my dog to the office because pest control said they would be there at 8 but then no showed…management said they were definitely coming and my old man bites ankles if he’s scared so he had to come to work with mom. anyway. here’s a pic of him under my desk

ain’t he cutieful? loml, truly
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got curtain bangs 💅
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