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katniss: oh my god i cant believe it! we actually stopped president snow AND coin. we can start rebuilding towards something better-

haymitch: me and your dad skinnydipped together

katniss: wha-

haymitch: me and your dad naked in tha water

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Haymitch and Peeta happily in love with girls who can sing:

Snow:

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cutie patootie

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mohammed ben sulayem prepare to DIE

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I must say there are many things that surprise me about Alain. But very few that surpass the fact that he landed a commercial plane saving the people inside while Patrese was sleeping.

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I'm gonna tell my kids this was the love of my life, but he went to war and didn't come back so i had to marry their idiot father

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I hope no one else has done this before

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“Alain, show us your magic!”

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Council wants you to spot the difference between this picture

and this picture

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"carlos sainz has been voted in by his fellow f1 drivers as gpda director" i have questions. did anyone else stand ? did carlos promise swearing rights in his manifesto ? was it a unanimous landslide win ? did this happen on a zoom call or a whatsapp poll ? i need answers

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the way craig slater is waffling on and about lewis and the tifosi behind him simply hold up a holy charles pillow like it's baby jesus and they start chanting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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That one interview with papa sainz and little carlos

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nico blurb (childhood bestie pt.3)

disclaimer english is not my first language !!! also someone asked me to make a masterlist but i have no idea how to do that lol

I snort "what?"

Nico chuckles as he pats his lap again.

"What are you, deaf? I said, sit."

"On you?"

"Yes, on my lap." Nico responds, rolling his eyes playfully.

"and why would i do that ?" i say narrowing my eyes at him

Nico sighs and reaches up, grabbing your wrist and guiding you to his lap. I huff "nico what are you doing?"

Nico smirks as you sit down and he wraps his arms around your waist.

"Sitting, obviously."

"darling you have press you need to go"

"I know, but let me enjoy my time with you first."

Nico says and he rests his chin on your shoulder as he holds you close to him.

I sigh running my hands through his hair "it’s unfair you still look good like this "

Nico chuckles as his eyes fall shut, a little smile on his face as you run your hands through his hair, his arms wrap a little tighter around you.

"Like what? All messy?"

"yeah like after a fucking f1 race "I tilt his face so he’s looking at me " I look worse than you probably "

Nico looks at you, a little smile still on his face as you pout. He lets out a groan as you see him try not to laugh.

"You do not look bad, shut up. You're still gorgeous."

Nico says and he grabs a little piece of your hair, playing with it absentmindedly.

"nico" I giggle "you’re gonna be late for press "

Nico sighs.

"I know! Ugh, why did you have to remind me."

He groans and rests his head on your shoulder again, nuzzling his face against your neck.

" Because I’m obviously the brains in this friendship " I say rubbing his back softly

"Wow thanks for the compliment, babe" Nico rolls his eyes sarcastically and sighs.

He hums softly as you trace down his back, he closes his eyes and he relaxes a little under your touch.

"nico come on"

Nico groans softly and he buries his face in your neck for a moment before eventually pulling away from you, pouting as he does.

"I don’t wanna go."

 "tu veux que je vienne avec toi? " I say matching his pout

"Vraiment?"

Nico asks, raising a brow as a smile comes back to his face. He loved it when you spoke more French with him, and it made press more bearable.

"Mais, I'm staying behind the camera"

"That's fine, I'd still love to have you there anyways."

Nico says and he squeezes your waist for a moment, smiling to himself.

"Tu es la meilleure."

Nico says and he presses a little kiss to your neck, just under your ear.

"je sais " I say detangling myself from him and standing up from his lap "come on big guy, before your entire pr team hates me "

"You're too cocky sometimes."

Nico rolls his eyes again and stands up as well, stretching for a moment before he looks at you.

"They already hate you, I make sure of that."

He says sarcastically and chuckles, reaching for your hand.

I flip him off swatting his hand "you’re mean " I say grabbing his jacket because I don’t have one

Nico chuckles as you flip him off, he rolls his eyes playfully again.

"No, I'm not. You're just sensitive."

He goes to object, but then sees you stealing his jacket and he smiles to himself. Then rolls his eyes, knowing he's not gonna ask for it back no matter how cold he gets.

"Whatever, take my coat, it looks better on you anyways."

I grin pecking his cheek "merci"

Nico smiles at the little peck, his face slightly heating up. Even after knowing each other since you two were kids, he still gets flustered by the small gestures.

"De rien, chérie. Maintenant, allons-y, je suis déjà en retard."

Nico says as he slings an arm over your shoulder, starting to walk towards the door.

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nico with childhood bestie pt.2

I think it would be very much a private but not secret relationship

he gives me old money but low key would like to live on a farm vibes ?

softest dad

(obviously we know he’s an AMAZING girl dad slay Britney love that for you)

in this au he doesn’t start the ice cream shops I beg

you guys would slay the paddock

even more with your mini-mes

im talking baby Dior and all that good shit

the entire family slays the y2k graciously

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nico rosberg x childhoodfriend!reader

A/N: disclaimer english is not my first language and obviously no hate to his wife/family/children this is just for fun!!!!!

i feel like it would just make sense for him to end up with someone he grew up with?

like he gives of chill vibes but also in a world of boys he's a gentlemen tm;

so let's say your mums were friends or something, like they met on a year abroad;

so when you move to france naturally you can go visit them!

and wouldn't you know they have a son around your age !!!! great :)

instant!!!!!!besties!!!!!!

think like seeing each other for every single holiday and in the meantime you send each other post cards and letters, and as you grow up your parents have to drag you away from the phone;

i feel like nico's the only one that didn't give weird grid girl related answers in his all press interviews, from what i've seen at least he's always super nice to the female presenters ;

but i do also love the sass and drama of all interviews;

idk something about that 2000s magic baby;

i feel like you'd be well known amongst fans and people in the paddock

cause of course you've been attached at the hip since forever

(and there are so many cute pics of nico as a lil bean on pinterest i just feel like you'd be on some and it would be absolutely adorable)

like fans are just rooting for you to get together on the low and it's just super cute and low key

and then one day hello britney why do you have and HEADBAND? and like technically it's not that crazy but maybe on of the drivers, say jenson teases him about it on camera,

and nico's just like oh yeah that's my girlfriend's she gave it to me for good luck or smth

and everyone is just like HELLO???????

and if this was a smau there'd be a cute hard launch

he's just the nicest softest boiiii

think pastel pink roses vibes

(also in real life his wife actually congratulated him on his win through the radio sooooo???? he is litterally out of someone's f1 dr, that's all)

<3

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Rip remus lupin you would've loved googling your point to prove you were right