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I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

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Kyurem is so underrated especially compared to Rayquaza and Giratina. I know it's hard to beat the sky god and Satanism but I think the concept of emptiness and literally being a corpse of your former greater self is cool too. I think the design is on the weaker side though. But come on. Kyurem wants to fill it's missing parts with truth and ideals

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my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

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really is bizarre the way fandoms largely do not like women at ALL. it’s been happening for ages but when you see people straight up just hating on women characters more often now (+ the general rise in misogyny) and then you come on here and everyone’s just pretending women don’t even EXIST in any media ever. it’s like that’s not much better. fandom isn’t activism but it does reveal people’s internal biases. like women being excluded, sidelined and erased in everythingggg. people will take characteristics that are compelling in a female character and give it to a man in fan content just so they don’t have to engage with a woman ever. fics, fan art, ships, etc. a hollywood produced movie/tv show won’t even sideline a woman as much as the average fandom blogger will

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eeee so usually at the end of the day every day i turn on our little robot vacuum in the nature center but yesterday for whatever reason i just didn't feel like fiddling with it so i swept instead which i have never done since i started here

i found a pearl on the floor that i thought might have been fake like a glass button but i decided to put it in my office just in case

well this morning a woman visiting from texas came in and she told me she lost a pearl from her cherished ring yesterday and she had hiked so it could be anywhere but she just had to check on the slim chance it happened to fall off here and someone happened to find it

i have NEVER been so pleased with myself for having swept a floor in my life!!!!!

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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Playing a tabletop RPG where being married is mechanically represented as a persistent status condition and the evil wizard trying to dispel your party's buffs accidentally gives you a divorce.