phoe-ix
phoe-ix
They call me major L
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phoe-ix · 2 days ago
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MY FUCKING COUSIN MADE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT SPECIFICALLY TO STALK MY SOCIALS IM CRYING
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phoe-ix · 3 days ago
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genetics arent real its a lie made by dna companies to sell more ethnicities.
i love when people make fankids and their hair is striped with both parents hair color and they have heterochromia with the two parents eye color like. yes lovely. also genetics.?
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phoe-ix · 3 days ago
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i was playing regretevator with some friends and scag (my favorite character) came in and i screamed but i didnt even get to look them in the eyes before the next floor came and they left. i then screamed and cried and left the game, vc, and quit using capital letters.
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phoe-ix · 3 days ago
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PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOUR CARTOON VILLAIN COMMUITY IM VERY EVIL EVIL EVIL ULTRA EVIL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVIL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVIL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
i didnt realize it wasnt open im sorry um.. I MEAN UH IM NOT SORY MWAHAHAHAHA IM SO EVI
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phoe-ix · 4 days ago
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IS THAT FUCKING YOYLELAND
do you know what these flags represent (you can poll them in any order)
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phoe-ix · 4 days ago
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Tried doing a trick on a scooter back in 2020. I think it was either a bunny hop or a wheelie. Well, uh… ended up fracturing AND dislocating my pinky after an epic fail. Was doing this in front of friends too, so they had to watch me sobbing because when i moved down my finger, i had to manually pull it back up. Horrifying for someone who’s never broken any bones before.
Have you ever broken a bone for an embarrassing reason? (I broke my ankle running because the pizza we ordered arrived)
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phoe-ix · 5 days ago
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november 3rd 2026
LALALA ME WHEN I OC LORE
Uhh roblox oc for an au thingy
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Tw for blood and. Small lore snippet below cut!
"You always did fly too high, Saffron. Look where that got you." Umbriel’s voice was cold, cruel, even. His sword was held to Saffron's wings as she struggled in his grasp, bloody and beaten.
"You will never find the final sword! I made sure that the Windforce would never be found!" She shouted.
"What a pity. I would've spared you if you had simply handed it over." Umbriel sneered. In a quick motion, his sword sliced through the base of Saffron's wings. Blood poured from the wound. Saffron cried out.
"Goodbye. Flightless one." Umbriel cruelly spoke before dangling Saffron over the edge of The Heights and dropping her.
She cried out as she fell.
Desperate.
Terrified.
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phoe-ix · 5 days ago
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meow
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Can this be a stamp pls I beg
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phoe-ix · 5 days ago
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CHARLIE SLIMECICLES GAY HIGHS CHOOL ADVENTURES MENTIONED HI I KNOW THIS EXACT SCENE THIS IS REFERENCING ITS FROM EPISODE TWO WHEN TOMMYINNIT WAS TRANSFORMING INTO HIS UGLY ASS BIRD TO GO FIND KARL JACOBS SO HE CAN FIND QUACKITY HE SHOUTED FUCK THE STRAIGHTS AND AND AND AND AND AND A
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Can this be a stamp pls I beg
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phoe-ix · 6 days ago
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UNDERTALE is finally here.
In this jRPG, you don’t have to kill anyone. Instead, you can make friends with your enemies.
About 5-6 hours long. No grinding. No fetch quests. With random encounters that will make you smile instead of screaming. And the soundtrack contains 70+ tracks worth of music by “Toby Fox” of Homestuck fame.
Please check it out. http://undertale.com
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phoe-ix · 6 days ago
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J helps you doomscroll faster
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I still need to figure out how hotkeys work
Tell me in the comments so I can write it down 💔
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phoe-ix · 6 days ago
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not even 3 sexonds in and i already lost my streak oh my god taph mention
I combined my two hyperfixations!
How we feeling about dsaf x forsaken chat?
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phoe-ix · 6 days ago
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Dude i found an old arg i made before I knew what an arg was and oh my god the lore dude
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I made this when i was in SEVENTH GRADE.
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phoe-ix · 7 days ago
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Have you been heavily influenced by your favorite character? (ex. wanting to learn a skill they know, started liking their favorite food more, got a tattoo of them, dyed your hair their hair color, etc)
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phoe-ix · 7 days ago
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Ok so apparently ten year old me dodged an insane bullet
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Oh my god i could’ve lost EVERYTHING if i fell for the message
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phoe-ix · 8 days ago
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thanks for reminding me i hve to wake up early tomrorow goodnight gang
In the bed straight up eep’n it. And by it, haha. lets just say, honnnnkkk shoooo hoonnnkkk shoooooo
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phoe-ix · 8 days ago
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lord have mercy
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Gonna show these doodles because the other ones are actual DOGSHIT 🥀
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