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fuck western lgbt 'community' case number billion

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My flight was delayed so I spent the extra time doing a glass of water study on my iPad using this ridiculous image of a budgie. I love birds behind glasses of water.

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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Ducky 🐥💘

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CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?!?!?

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the GalaxyCon New Orleans panel which premiered on the 20th featured Leslie Kritzer, Lilli Cooper, and Christian Borle, and so you KNOW my ass was looking out for staticrose crumbs for you; unfortunately the panel lands squarely in the genre of “the Broadway actors talk about Broadway”, which (even as someone who gives a shit about theatre) is the least interesting kind of panel or interview; BUT. BUT I WILL SAY.

Christian keeps breaking out into song and Leslie keeps either encouraging him (“Can you give us a little sample?”) or singing along. Thus: imagine every time Vox and Rosie are in the same room it takes physical effort to get them to not immediately start a duet and/or insist on finishing the entire song together before they can continue the conversation.

charmed delighted and overjoyed. there's not even the usual magical hell compulsion to sing they're just Like That and no one can make them stop. the real reason vox doesn't go to overlord meetings is because carmilla threatened them both with fates worse than death if they reprise another duet in front of her

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Alastor doodles

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Cute aggression intensifies

Poor chimney swift was caught in the chimney and couldn't get out

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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My question is, what do the weird anti-kink people do when they discover they have a kink

do they just like

pretend everyone else likes feet or hair or McDonald’s playplace mascot statues or whatever exactly as much as they do

Or is it more of a Catholic denial-of-the-self sort of thing

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Zoey has a normal relationship with praise.

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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

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Tired from practice 🫣

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