phoenix-corgi-abomination
phoenix-corgi-abomination
could never be a fire swallower, I'd make it weird
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Phoenix, he/they/it, queer. I like video games, fire motifs, monsters, and nature documentaries My current interests are: Ensemble Stars, No Man's Sky, and Legends of Mana
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
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more of the 80s au... lalalala these are mostly illustrations i did of a scene i had in mind. it is too much material for a comic but like sister hildegard af bingen tormented by visions; i, too, had to write them down instead of drawing it all (ao3 link, id say its pg13, theres mentions of murder, alcohol n cigarettes, and a little over 5k words, there is no himeru). also drew some of these while watching the new until dawn movie
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 15 days ago
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 22 days ago
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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 24 days ago
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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 26 days ago
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hey random ass post but in the tags can you tell me what’s your number one safe food. like not necessarily your favorite food, but just thee most quintessential “ol’ reliable” that you can always manage to eat no matter how bad your sensory issues or mental illness is acting up.
mine is microwave popcorn (and bonus points for a chocolate milk to go with it)
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 26 days ago
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I always get so nervous seeing people eat Furby meat. If not prepared properly it can lead to total organ failure, spontaneous combustion, and the activation of the cilantro soap gene. I've heard it tastes so good that it's worth it but idk the possibility of the cilantro soap gene activating just isn't worth it to me
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Feast
Tjank you so much for this
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 1 month ago
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i am really disappointed in the enstars collab with nestle since it is a corporation that preys on vulnerable communities and is actively harming us all. i wanted to let you know about their deeds so you yourself can make the judgment of whether to buy their products in the future or not! among other things they are actively trying to make water a human need, not a human right, all while stealing it; they use child slavery and actively cover it up, they buy out independent vet clinics to drive up prices + sell their own products; they knowingly sell garbage food that you can "fix" by buying their own supplements; they convinced thousands of mothers that nestle baby formula was healthier than breastmilk and caused health issues and deaths in the thousands. if you are interested in a good analysis and list of nestle's wrongdoings without reading all that i really recommend watching this video by georg rockall-schmidt!
at least i feel that their collaboration with products like enstars is a good sign, as they must be struggling with attracting buyers in younger demographics - let's keep going and not let them fix their ass reputation. i feel really passionately about this since i believe water belongs to us all and should never be monetized the way they do; using lies and power to get richer while whole communities dry out. anyway. whatever. go my door punchline
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 1 month ago
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 1 month ago
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14 ten pulls later and Mayoi hasn't come home...looks like I have to take extreme measures (read the chapter 2 main stories)
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 2 months ago
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Guy sent on a quest to kill someone because of The Prophecy™, finds out he is in fact that guy from The Prophecy™
reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 2 months ago
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I hate to be all "cis good" on main, but if it weren't for the cis queer women that welcomed me into womanhood idk where I would be
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 2 months ago
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@touching-grass-is-not-enough @reonrollcake @catboy-lobotomy
Tag game be upon thee
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picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 2 months ago
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 3 months ago
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reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)
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phoenix-corgi-abomination · 3 months ago
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‘If you see this video, we are being intercepted and kidnapped’
Greta Thunberg has shared a pre-recorded video appealing for international help.
“My name is Greta Thunberg, and I am from Sweden,” Thunberg said in the video recorded on board the Madleen, before tonight’s events.
“If you see this video, we are being intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel,” she said.
“I urge all my friends, family and comrades to put pressure on the Swedish government to release me and the others as soon as possible.”
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