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now that the whole world has finally (thankfully) turned against them, i feel no shame or hesitation in publicly admitting that that "Creature Comfort" song that Arcade Fire put out like a year or two pre-covid is straight up one of the worst fucking godawful things i've ever heard in my fucking life.:

imagine sincerely delivering lines like these over music that sounds like a half-baked LCD Soundsystem outtake. most insufferable self-congratulatory lyrics ever monotonously performed by a Canadian sex pest. song that gives me acid reflux. song that distends my intestines. awful awful song. Arcade Fire please quit music forever.

if this song somehow saved your life, that is wonderful to hear & i'm glad you're still with us, but just know i DO NOT respect your human rights & if i ever encounter you irl, i will not hesitate to drown you in the nearest lake like Bruce Willis in Glass given the first opportunity.

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happy 10 year anniversary to the time i almost got into an actual irl fight with none other than Chance the Rapper

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ha ha look at me i'm bein a silly little guy i'm linking my open askbox here ha ha wow i wonder what that's all about lmao

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i can't believe it took a technocratic incel's swift descent into fascism in order to get me to actually start posting regularly on this fucking website again

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who the FUCK is "spermphoenixfilms"

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at minimum, like 90% of the world's problems would be solved overnight INSTANTANEOUSLY if people on a whole were more open to socially shitting the bed & completely fucking embarrassing themselves in front of others without letting it become a life event or some kinda origin story. it's okay to be embarrassing! we are INHERENTLY embarrassing! we all have massive existential anxiety!!! and we poop!!! from our butts, even!!!! and you're still worried more than anything about..... embarrassing yourself??? grow up, i beg you.

humans are repulsive ape creatures with disgusting biology. we are all embarrassments, all of us to the core, & i LOVE us for that.

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sollux tribute

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i periodically update this playlist according to any change in my listening habits.... if u want some good tunes, This Is What U Fuckin Need Right Here. 😎 Enjoy That Shit.

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listening to Caroline Polachek & the sheer cyclonic gale-force power of the music has transported me into the titular twister from the movie Twister 🌪️

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king nookie

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rewatched a Lynch film earlier tonight & wrote a lil eulogy for the man

to the horror & despair of everyone, i have been making a genuine concerted effort to log all the films i watch over on letterboxd

i'm allowed to have opinions!! and THOUGHTS!!! i am NOT a "film bro"!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGH

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forgot to post about this when the year was ending but HERE'S A PLAYLIST of one really good song from each of my 25 favorite albums of 2024!!! wow!! submit to the enduring healing power of music!! now!! do it!! i am not asking!!!

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to the horror & despair of everyone, i have been making a genuine concerted effort to log all the films i watch over on letterboxd

i'm allowed to have opinions!! and THOUGHTS!!! i am NOT a "film bro"!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGH

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ko-fi / venmo / cashapp

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if they were still doin E3 these days they'd be showing shit like this at the presentations:

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happy two year anniversary : ) ☠️

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ode to sonic heghog ♪